I'm back from the dead! Sexy zombie style!

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I'm back from the dead! Sexy zombie style!

Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
I've neglected this place for a while, I know. Things had gotten a little crazy and hectic, so I needed to take some time to myself. I barely had time to think, much less play with a bunch of toys.

There were good times. My job sent me to Vegas for the AEE/ANE Conventions. I spent a few days in a fancy suite with Michael Vegas, got introduced to Nina Hartley and Belladonna, hung out for a while with Xander Corvus and James Deen, got to attend the AVN awards, met several reps from my favorite companies, got to live the porn star lifestyle and got to be in the VIP booth with bottle service and everything. It was a true once in a lifetime experience and I'm still amazed by all of it. On the other hand, it burned me out on things of that nature for quite a while and I needed to take a break from the world of sex toys and porn.

There were also some incredibly difficult times that I've recently gotten through that have caused me to focus my attention elsewhere. I really missed being here and did feel quite a bit of guilt over running off, but I had intended to return when things settle down and they have!

I'm excited to be back and resume writing fun reviews and being silly all over these pages. I've missed everyone a bunch!



03/26/2012
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Sammi Sammi
Wow - that sounds like an amazing experience!

Welcome back!
03/26/2012
mistressg mistressg
Wooooo! Sounds like fun. Glad you're back and all is well.
03/26/2012
Beck Beck
That does sound really awesome. Congrats. Welcome back!
03/26/2012
Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
My recent stash busting session made me realize how much I missed being around here and doing reviews. And I wanted to get more things because I tossed out so much!

I also realized how quickly time at work goes by when I'm cranking out reviews!
03/26/2012
Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
And gah! So many changes to the site since I left!
03/27/2012
Illusional Illusional
Welcome back!
03/27/2012
Jul!a Jul!a
Welcome back to the site!
03/27/2012
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