I wonder how my neighbours will react when they see that I am fed up with them and took away their ashtray (aka my potted flowers) and their rubbish bin (aka where the folks can put adverts/flyers and my bills)?
I wonder who put the notion in their minds that Chinese people are the most friendliest people on the planet? They are just people for crying in the sink.
I wonder why this morning cup of coffee tastes so yummy?
I wonder if I accidently cheated my maids and handed them a ten note rather than a fifty? I hope I didn't!!!