If there was a prowler...

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If there was a prowler...

Gary Gary
The ability to use a toy for self defense has actually come up a few times in reviews. But more frequently, when some is talking about a toy that just became number for a particular task, they will refer to it as their go-to toy. So here is the scenario… if you were all alone and thought you heard a prowler downstairs, and there was nothing around to grab aside from your toy chest, what would you grab? What is your go-to toy for self defense?
07/20/2009
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
The ability to use a toy for self defense has actually come up a few times in reviews. But more frequently, when some is talking about a toy that just became number for a particular task, they will refer to it as their go-to toy. So here is the ...
Unfortunately, the Lelo Gigi and the Tantus Acute aren't all that heavy, so they really wouldn't do much damage. I'd willing sacrifice my noble Hitachi to the cause, though; that puppy could cause some damage!

I think it was Bulma who suggested tossing a metal cock ring Xena style, and it just made me LOL like crazy.
07/20/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
The ability to use a toy for self defense has actually come up a few times in reviews. But more frequently, when some is talking about a toy that just became number for a particular task, they will refer to it as their go-to toy. So here is the ...
out of everything I actually have? The Pure Wand LOL
07/20/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
My glass Snake of Paradise is my heaviest/beefiest toy right now. If it broke after a hit, well, it'd turn from a bludgeoning weapon into a piercing one!
07/20/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
My evolved Pure has a decent heft and swing to it, so that would be a good one. My Diamond glass dildo would probably be my first choice, though. It's long, it's decently thick, and it's heavy. I dropped it on my foot once, and bruised the bone. That thing can deal out some serious punishment if the need arises!
07/20/2009
Victoria Victoria
It's a toss up between my Pure Wand and the Xmas tree glass dildo!
07/20/2009
Gary Gary
Oh yeah, that glass Christmas tree ornament dildo would cause some damage! That's way better than my idea of shooting warming lube into the prowlers eyes.
07/20/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Gary
Oh yeah, that glass Christmas tree ornament dildo would cause some damage! That's way better than my idea of shooting warming lube into the prowlers eyes.
Then you could prevent the prowler's get-away by squirting silicone lube on the floor...like banana peels x a million!
07/20/2009
jedent jedent
My Night Stix Slave was a pretty bad toy because it stunk like chemicals really bad and because it's basically a stick with a hard ball on either end with no natural give, it's more or less a bludgeoning tool for someone you dislike, such as an intruder.

Otherwise I'd cock slap them with my Basix 10 inch Longboy, which is a realistic and heavy africanized penis. And it means business.
07/20/2009
Sammi Sammi
Hmm - I have a steel toy that might do some damage - it's pretty heavy. Or my glass dildo. Either would probably freak out a prowler!
07/20/2009
spicywife spicywife
The pink paddle that I just got from EF. It packs a huge punch. I think it would be unusual for me to suddenly grab my paddle and start whacking the intruder. I think he/she would be surprised by that. Who would wield a pink heart studded paddle at a prowler? I'd go for sensitive spots like the ears. That could hurt...
07/20/2009
spicywife spicywife
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Originally posted by Sammi
Hmm - I have a steel toy that might do some damage - it's pretty heavy. Or my glass dildo. Either would probably freak out a prowler!
I'm imaging someone waving a large glass dildo at a prowler! LOL
07/20/2009
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
My pointy gold swirled wand would be a good stabby device I think! Some of the cheaper massage oils would make a good floor slick..it would oil the wood floors and with the guy (or girl) wriggling around trying to get away I'd get a nice shine, win/win!
07/20/2009
Valyn Valyn
I have a good glass dildo with a nice bulb on one end. That could probably be a knockout if I hit the prowler right

Or, I'd go for the big boy - Tera Patricks' Big One. That, to the back of the head? K.O. my friends, K.O.

nice thread, hehe
07/21/2009
NuMe NuMe
The only thing I have is my Fun Wand. But my cell phone is always nearby and 911 is on the speed dial. So I think I would let the police handle the prowler. I have better uses for my Fun Wand. lol
07/21/2009
Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme) Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
My wife's enormous cyberskin dildo would make a very effective club!
07/21/2009
Raven Raven
My Hitachi is the only thing I really have that would do the trick. And the visual of one of us beating a prowler about the head and shoulders with a dildo is hilarious!!
07/21/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I'd grab Jenna. Those hard hands and feet and crazy hair would be sure to do in a prowler.
07/21/2009
Oggins Oggins
I'd either go for my Eleven or my Dai Do #1. Either one could inflict some serious damage but if that didn't do it, I'd go for one of my floggers and whip them out the way they came in! It would give me some much needed practice too.

I'd absolutely love to see a headline reading, "Intruder thwarted by dildo weilding citizen!" So awesome....
07/21/2009
Sir Sir
My cane.
07/22/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
any of my glass toys...I like the idea of squirting lube too..make them fall and get an concussion...then hubby could handcuff them and haul them away...what a tell that would be!!
07/22/2009
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