If you could invent your own flavored lube...

Great question sunflower!!

@ SourAppleMartini, I like the cream soda idea! They could call it cream pie soda!

How about beef stroganoff? They could call it beef strokin' off. No takers? Sour cream & onion? Nacho cheese? Barbecue? BACON! Okay, all kidding aside, how about:

Clove
Teaberry
Wintergreen
Maple
Peanut Butter
Pistachio
Praline
Cardamom
Almond
Coconut
Hazelnut
Pecan
Anise
Sesame
Honey
Non-alcoholic drink flavors, Dr Pepper, Coke, Iced tea, etc.(cream soda mentioned above by SourAppleMartini)
Alcoholic drink flavors - Kahlua, Baileys & others
whipped cream -add to the fruit flavors!
creamsicle
Sour- you can add it to any flavor & get a sour cherry for example
Fruits they don't have already - lime, grapefruit, banana, mangosteen, kiwi...

Peppermint Patties!

Coffee!

LOL @ the beef stroganoff comment. You have a way with names, Wahine.
That's actually a pretty awesome list and I love the Coke and ice tea idea! Creamsicle would be lovely and the cream soda also sounds good. I definitely like the sour ideas too... I'd be your first customer!

Kendra the coffee flavor actually sounds awesome. You know how they have those caffeinated bar soaps now? Could you caffeinated the lube for extra stamina? lol

I'm glad you liked the beef stroganoff, I was laughing my ass off over it & was going to just post it by itself, but was afraid no on would think it was funny.

I also thought it would be fun to create your own mixes like with Jelly Belly jelly beans. You could add the sour or the cream flavor to a fruit, to make coconut cream pie, for example. It'd be really great if these were just spray on flavors to add over your fave lube, or no lube! That's me the marketing genius behind some of the best ideas never to make money!

You have a corny/punny sense of humor that I can appreciate. If something like the jelly belly idea was sold as a Mix Your Own Flavor Kit I think it would have a ton of appeal tbh! Everyone likes fun DIY kits! I'd probably buy.

Hahaha! I love the taste of meat!

How about cheesecake? I'd be all for that one! I also like the coffee idea as well.

I think all the different dessert ones would sell! Thanks for the tip about Fizz, can't say I'm surprised they were marketing them, what with all the cross branding that happens.

@ PoP, Bacon flavor just might be a hit, just think, you could do a BLT if there were other flavors to mix with it, ha ha! I thought of cheesecake right after I thought of the meat ones, then got distracted! So, I'm not the only one who would like that, huh? Cool! You could have an entire meal, main course, dessert & coffee!

@ Trysexual, I assumed they had cinnamon! They certainly should, if they don't already, it's a classic!

LOVE the jelly belly idea!! I'd totally buy that

Mounds bar flavor. I love coconut chocolate.

I'm now thinking a BAKED ALASKA dessert lube would be so wonderful. But, make certain to do the Flambé before applying the Baked Alaska lube to your partner. It would be so warm and delicious, you‘ll want to lick every last bit up. Now, that is a dessert worth having.

I'm going to look up the Fizz thing. Thanks!
When I went to a brick and mortar adult store I tried some edible body paint. They combined 2 flavors and it tasted exactly like Mountain Dew and was actually delicious.

The employee also came up with an Awesome Blowjob Kit which was a few different products combined, I think it was some lube, some sort of cherry flavored powder that was supposed to have some effect, something else that I don't remember, and she drizzled actual chocolate syrup on it. They sold a bottle of what was essentially organic and overpriced Hershey's syrup. Anyway, I tasted her little sex product cocktail and it was seriously delicious! It tasted just like a real dessert, I'm not kidding. I mean the chocolate helped with that but seriously if it wasn't $80 for the whole thing and I wasn't broke, I would have bought it and found someone to blow. All the friends who were with me loved it as well.

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Love the maple idea though, it sounds really tasty and a lot less messy than using the real deal.

Why thank you! I was pretty loopy when I came up with all those & am glad at least someone thought that was funny!

@KyotoAngel, NFW! Baconlube, you are amazing for finding that! I use their bacon salt products, so I recognized the brand name right off! Their tag line is "Everything Should Taste Like Bacon" Here's what they say about how it started:

"What started as an April Fool's joke is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent us highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that)."

The pictures for it are funny, they have beautiful people, but one always has a piggy snout on! Only available while supplies last! Just type in the name of the product and add dot com.