Here are some real laws relating to sex:
North Carolina Code, Section 14-184: Fornication and adultery.
If any man and woman, not being married to each other, shall lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together, they shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor:
Maryland Section 3-322. Unnatural or perverted sexual practice.
(a) Prohibited.- A person may not:
(1) take the sexual organ of ANOTHER (person) or of an animal in the person's mouth; (there are more involving sex acts with animals)
(b) Penalty.- A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and on conviction is subject to imprisonment not exceeding 10 years or a fine not exceeding $1,000 or both.
Now I'm on a quest.