Just in time for summer: the Facekini!

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Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
You might think this was taken on a beach in the Middle East…



It was actually taken on a beach in the People's Republic of China. It's the current craze according to a news report by NBC News.

Would you be surprised to see one at a beach near you? Would you wear one?
08/21/2012
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Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
I saw that today, totally insane in my humble opinion. What a joke, was surprised to see that they are mass producing them now? I mean really?
08/21/2012
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
They need some help with coordinating colors and patterns, for sure
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Some people juggle geese.
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ex-prude Ex-prude
Wow. Looks ridiculous but if it's a trend, then might as well go along (if I lived in China anyway). I love not getting skin cancer!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
Interesting! I personally wouldn't wear this.... but it's interesting!
08/22/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I'm not one bit surprised by this invention. I used to live in the San Francisco Bay Area where a lot of other Chinese women wear long gloves while driving; and sun visors with extra large brims when they're out in the sun, even for just a short walking distance from their car to the grocery store.
08/22/2012
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
The patterns are...interesting.
08/22/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Weird.... *shrugs* stranger fads have happened
08/22/2012
Contributor: Sundae Sparkles Sundae Sparkles
I understand why they do it... I just dont think its for me
08/22/2012
Contributor: Ningyo Ningyo
I like the idea of minimal sun exposure, but I think I'll stick to sunscreen.
08/22/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
wtf
08/22/2012
Contributor: Undecided Undecided
WOW not very fashionable I will stick to sunblock
08/22/2012
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Wow. That's actually kind of creepy. I'll stick to sunblock, thanks.
08/23/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Ridiculous.
08/23/2012
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
Some people juggle geese.
...you are my new favourite person ever.

Baby geese! Goslings!
08/24/2012
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Not my thing, but if I keep getting epicly horrific sunburns every time I go outside for more than 15 minutes, I may just look into getting one!
08/24/2012
Contributor: laflauta laflauta
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
I'm not one bit surprised by this invention. I used to live in the San Francisco Bay Area where a lot of other Chinese women wear long gloves while driving; and sun visors with extra large brims when they're out in the sun, even for just a ... more
Same on my campus. I see girls walking everywhere with umbrellas if there's even the smallest amount of sunlight.
08/27/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Petite Valentine
You might think this was taken on a beach in the Middle East…



It was actually taken on a beach in the People's Republic of China. It's the current craze according to a news report by NBC News.

Would you be surprised to ... more
...it looks sort of silly, but considering melanoma and other skin cancers can hide in hair and go unnoticed for lord knows how long it could be a good idea.
I know I tend to have bad reactions to a lot of sunscreens when I put them on my face, it feels like it's burning my skin there but it's fine everywhere else usually so I could see maybe wearing something like that as a sort of last resort as long as it was printed to resemble a face/skin/hair.
08/28/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by KrissyNovacaine
Weird.... *shrugs* stranger fads have happened
Like using Snuggies in public, and the mass takeover of Crocs and Ugg boots? xD
I mean I wear crocs(ones that look like slingback versions of black ballet flats though) to walk the dog or really casual places like the dollar store but unless you're a kid or have a job where you're on your feet a lot I can't see wearing them most places.

Disclaimer:
My apologies to fans of Snuggies, Crocs, or Uggs...I personally don't care for them much when they're worn in public, but everyone has different tastes. ^_^
08/28/2012