My dog ate my sex toy =[

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My dog ate my sex toy =[

Winifred Winifred
What are some of the tragic ways that your sex toys have gotten ruined or lost?
11/13/2012
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Lady of the Lab Lady of the Lab
... Is your dog ok?
11/13/2012
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
What toy was it?

No stories here, sorry
11/13/2012
Taylor Taylor
Awww I hope your dog is okay. Toys are replaceable, but it would be so sad if your dog got sick or hurt from the toy.
11/13/2012
Rossie Rossie
Nothing bad has ever happened to my toys, I take good care of them.

Like Lady of the Lab and Taylor, I'm more concerned about your dog than your toy, I hope it didn't swallow anything toxic.
11/13/2012
Gdom Gdom
I haven't lost or ruined any of my toys, but I think we need some details about the incident with your dog...
11/13/2012
gsfanatic gsfanatic
Hope your dog is okay. I've kept mine in a sturdy box, so I haven't had any issues
11/13/2012
Ex-prude Ex-prude
The worst that has happened to me is some jackass took my order slip from the trash.
11/13/2012
Huff Huff
I had a Jopen Vanity Vr6 thrown out in the rubbish by mistake. A very sad tale.
11/13/2012
RatchetS RatchetS
My dog ate my ina...
11/13/2012
Lady of the Lab Lady of the Lab
What's up with all these dogs eating vibrators? : P The only 'tragic' thing that has happened to a sex toy of mine is accidentally using a silicone lube coated condom on my Mistress dildo
11/14/2012
js250 js250
I had one toy short out and die when I started squirting while using it....no pet stories, however.
11/14/2012
GONE! GONE!
I had to sneak one into the garbage while moving so the people helping me move didn't see it.
Luckily it was an old jelly vibe I had been meaning to throw out for ages.
It had sentimental value, being my first sex toy and all, but oh well!
11/14/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
0_0 I hope the dog is alright, some of the lesser materials aren't even all that safe for people...let alone ingesting it.

I think the worst thing I've ever had happen is when I used a traditional vibe with a g-spot curve that was supposed to be waterproof (even had a little o ring to keep the water out) in the tub and it died not even a week later.

These days I take very good care of my toys, and have yet to dare try another vibrating one in the tub even if it says it's waterproof.
11/14/2012
Pink Lily Pink Lily
Oh no! Hopefully he didn't swallow anything. I keep mine in my bedside drawer so nothing can get to it. But, my cat did destroy a play feather duster that I had...she thought it was her toy!
11/14/2012
Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
I had my favorite vibrator die completely while I was using it. It was old and not an expensive luxury toy so I'm not surprised the motor went out.
11/14/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Pink Lily
Oh no! Hopefully he didn't swallow anything. I keep mine in my bedside drawer so nothing can get to it. But, my cat did destroy a play feather duster that I had...she thought it was her toy!
xD I know that feeling all too well...
Feathery object + cat = shreds of feather everywhere and a cat that tries to play innocent with a jaw full of feather bits when you notice the object missing.

Same thing happens with the plants most of the time, at least it did with my Gypsy.
11/15/2012
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