My Hill Game!

*points down the hill and tells Love Buzz there is a Unicorn just behind that bush*

"really? where!"

"right there"

*shoves love buzz rolling down the hill*

My hill!

Pushes you off the hill and watches as you tumble down. I am just mean like that.

MY HILLLLL!

Bombards the hill with Pure Wands.

My Hill!

Climbs to top of hill, pours out some lube and pushes Porfiriato down the slippery slope. Dumps a couple of gallons of silicone lube down the the rest of this hill and dares anyone else to come and get me....

MY HILL!!!

*gets lowered to the top of the hill via helicopter then casually slips a hook onto Mr & Mrs Peg. Laughs as they get carried off by the helicopter....*



My hill!!!!

I take my magic UFO and teleport Andromeda off the hill and teleport myself onto it

My Hill!

Knock you unconscious with a big dildo (it seemed fitting...pun).
My hill!

Hire a sumo wearing a strap-on to run up the hill and boink you off.

My hill!