Odd ball pet names?!

Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
So once apron a time ago I had a dog named Stain... We named him Stain as a bad joke, when you would call him you would yell "Come Stain" & now I have a cat named Sarah Sparkle Tits !!

Anyone have/had any pets with crazy names??
10/15/2011
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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10/15/2011
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
i heard this before, lol..
10/15/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
my sister wanted us to name one of our cats or our dog damnit. that way you would yell, "come here damnit," or "sit damnit." we joked about it, but never named any of them that.
10/15/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
A friend of a friend of mine named his cat Vagina.
10/15/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Oooh also a very good friend of mine has two cats: one named Omelet Pan and one named Qbunk (pronounced with a silent 'Q'). Their mom is named Turkey Sandwich.
10/15/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by NaughtyNikkie
So once apron a time ago I had a dog named Stain... We named him Stain as a bad joke, when you would call him you would yell "Come Stain" & now I have a cat named Sarah Sparkle Tits !!

Anyone have/had any pets with crazy names??
Tail, Froggy, two toed tigger and munch (All cats)
10/15/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
My boyfriend's cat's name is Allah, and my cat's name is Hannah Montana, if those count! And our dogs respond to "mutt face" "silly puppy" and "shut up stupid dog!"
10/15/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
I had a rat named "Twice". It came to me in a dream the night before I got her home.
10/16/2011
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
lol I thought this was for pet names that we call our loved ones. I tend to call my husband "Fluffy". We don't have any pets, though.
10/16/2011
Contributor: Gallowraven Gallowraven
Quote:
Originally posted by GravyCakes
my sister wanted us to name one of our cats or our dog damnit. that way you would yell, "come here damnit," or "sit damnit." we joked about it, but never named any of them that.
I actually had a cat named dammit. she got named that because she was always under foot, and every time someone tripped on her that is what they yelled. lol
10/16/2011
Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
Haha Nice, Dammit is a great name for a pet.!
I like Turkey Sandwich too, that's great..

I have 3 cats.. Sarah Sparkle Tits, Moozy Poozy & Totzy Kins..

I miss my stain
10/16/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
My kids had a cat named "Spatula".
10/16/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
i just got a second job at a doggie daycare/boarding place and I have heard some crazy odd already. We have these 2 bulldogs that are family, the giant ones name is "Pervis" I think its because he likes to rape all the other dogs, the owner must be aware of this issue. We call him "Pervert". Also theres this obnoxious bitch chihuahua named "Uni". Im sire there are more I havnt met yet or cant think of right now. Most are either people names or typical dog names.
10/16/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
AND my boss at my other job, her cats names are "Kitty" and "Guy". Shes original.
10/16/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
We call our dog, Dog, because his actual name is Dakota. Not a fan of that, so while we were trying to think up a new name to tie in with Dakota, we just called him Dog, and it stuck.
10/17/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Not sure how strange these are, especially compared to a sandwich meat or kitchen utensil, but ours are Fuzz (cat), Patsie (cat) and Kalleesie (cat). The weiner dog is Pookie and my hamster is Hubert. We had a cat named Mrs. Kitty and my mom had one named Sookie and I had cats named: Edwin, Peter whom I started calling Peter Beater! Bahah. I never even realized how bad that sounded until my partner pointed it out! I just always use names that rhyme and Peter Beater rhymed. Lol. Patsie is Fatsie Patsie or Fatty Patty. I've also had a cat named Edwin (Kitty Chilla) he left us years ago though, Edward, Albie, Sammy.

As a teen we had a Sugar Glider aka Flying Squirrel named Wompus! That's a strange one.
10/17/2011
Contributor: Girly Girl Girly Girl
i guess
10/17/2011
Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Not sure how strange these are, especially compared to a sandwich meat or kitchen utensil, but ours are Fuzz (cat), Patsie (cat) and Kalleesie (cat). The weiner dog is Pookie and my hamster is Hubert. We had a cat named Mrs. Kitty and my mom had one ... more
Haha I like Wompus !!

I has a Prairie Dog her name was Amy but for some odd reason I ended up calling her Fuzzy Butts
10/17/2011
Contributor: Princess Zelda Princess Zelda
My all white evil cat named 'Monster'. She was mean...
Joeaga my old cat and the oldest I had ever had.
Dex named after windex since he would sit in the window and claw at the window as if he was cleaning it every time I went outside... it was really cute...

I miss all my cats... RIP <3
10/17/2011