Oddest Places

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Oddest Places

Jul!a Jul!a
This is another one I didn't want to limit by making a poll, simply because there are just so many options!

Where's the weirdest, best, craziest, kookiest, whatever place that you've had sex. It can be anywhere, as long as you yourself consider it a bit 'off the beaten path'. Because I know what might be "out there" for one person can be a daily occurrence for another.

I'll start by telling you that I think the craziest place I've ever had sex was at work. My fiance and I work for the same company but different locations. One day I got off earlier than he did so I went to his store to wait for him to get off too. Well he closed, and while it was completely dead I threw the suggestion out there, and as soon as the doors were locked he was pawing at my belt, lol
01/28/2010
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Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
My story isn't so much crazy as exotic. In the late 70s I spent a fair amount of time in Rio De Janeiro Brazil. There was a beautiful little lady there - Marlene who use to f*ck my brains out everywhere - hotels, parties, shower, bath, bed...

I use to have to drag her to the beach just to get some rest! Talk about universal language - I spoke no Portuguese - and she spoke no English! The liaisons went on for over 2 years.
01/28/2010
Sephymuffins Sephymuffins
Wow, that's crazy Gunsmoke. But hey, you got lucky, right? Haha.

Mine would have to be the bathroom in a mall. I wish I could live that moment again, it was nice. I had been teasing my partner discreetly (or I hope it was discreet) in the mall, while we were sitting. I'm not sure how the idea came up again, but I remember pulling him into the ladies room. At that point, I didn't even care who saw this man being pulled into a stall with me, but after we were done I was kind of scared to exit. HAHA!
01/29/2010
Liz2 Liz2
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Originally posted by Gunsmoke
My story isn't so much crazy as exotic. In the late 70s I spent a fair amount of time in Rio De Janeiro Brazil. There was a beautiful little lady there - Marlene who use to f*ck my brains out everywhere - hotels, parties, shower, bath, ...
Ah yes, Rio De Janeiro....for me, the sexiest place on earth, 24/7.
01/29/2010
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
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Originally posted by Sephymuffins
Wow, that's crazy Gunsmoke. But hey, you got lucky, right? Haha.

Mine would have to be the bathroom in a mall. I wish I could live that moment again, it was nice. I had been teasing my partner discreetly (or I hope it was discreet) in the ...
Luck would have been a one night stand - it lasted 2 years so I figure there must have been some skill there! It seems like a different life for a madly in love man committed to monogamy!
01/29/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Sephymuffins
Wow, that's crazy Gunsmoke. But hey, you got lucky, right? Haha.

Mine would have to be the bathroom in a mall. I wish I could live that moment again, it was nice. I had been teasing my partner discreetly (or I hope it was discreet) in the ...
Wow, I wish I had the balls to do something like that, lol
01/29/2010
Sephymuffins Sephymuffins
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Wow, I wish I had the balls to do something like that, lol
Why wouldn't you have been able to? Haha.
01/29/2010
SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
Well, I was on a big cruise ship in the Caribbean on vacation with my mother, of all people. I met this guy who was a rep for the cruise liner. All the reps were there for a conf. He kept ending up wherever I was. So, this leads to that and we got together to party a few nights. One night we just started kissing and then having wild and wonderful sex (ok, get this) on the bow of the ship. That's the front part. We look up and there's some crew standing over to the side just watching taking it all in. Luckly, by then we were pretty much done.

We did see each other for a while but he lived in several states away. It was while it lasted.
01/29/2010
Sammi Sammi
One of the strangest places we ever had sex was in a baseball dugout. Not with a game going on, of course

And, one time we did it after closing in the fast food place I worked in high school.
01/29/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Sephymuffins
Why wouldn't you have been able to? Haha.
I'm waaaay too paranoid about getting caught doing anything. When we did it at work he kept getting really paranoid that somebody was coming because he kept hearing things, but it was just my wallet chain hitting the box I was sitting on, lol.

I've gotten walked in on before and it took forever and a day before people let it go, so if I got caught doing it in a public place like that, I don't think I'd ever live it down, lol
02/01/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Ok, I know it's not the most exciting, but recently we did it in the back seat of his show car in the garage.
06/08/2010
Alyxx Alyxx
Let's see... On a pool table in a church youth building game room, in the bed of a friend's truck parked in a cemetery, behind where we both worked, in the downstairs bathroom of his parents' house, in a chair in his parents' garage...
03/02/2011
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