Office Pranks

When I was a probation officer, we played pranks on each other all the time. I would make signs and put them on the officers doors with funny nicknames that their clients would not be able to ignore. We used to throw things over the cubicles or play weird music that would make others laugh. When I first started they would all tell me different things to confuse me on purpose. It was a great time since everyone had a good sense of humor.

Anyone do anything epic like these pranks? LINK less

My best friend in high school had an apartment right after high school (he was 2 years older). The light in the kitchen didn't work, so in order to turn the lights on you had to walk through the kitchen in to the living room and flip the wall switch; which turned on the lights and ceiling fan.

One day I duct taped an open box of cereal to one of the blades of the ceiling fan, set the ceiling fan to high and then left. When he came home later that night he flipped the switch and cereal sprayed the room. The next time I was over the empty box was still on the fan, and a box worth of cereal was still on the floor. less

I used to work as a security guard at a factory just south of Ann Arbor. There was an old administration building that we used to have to patrol. It was really weird going through there because of all the spiders/rodents and because no one was ever in there besides yourself.

I also used to have an eccentric co-worker who was certifiable.

Another co-worker of mine and I took turns one day rearranging the furniture and trash around the building on our patrols and say something along the lines of "Huh, looks like the admin ghost is active again. This will make reports fun."

Yeah, he almost quit that day. less

I used to wait tables at Bennigan's before they bit the bullet and we used to fuck with the line cooks all the time. There was one guy who always ragged on me at work and outside of work. It's just what we did.

Well, the entire crew went out to a local bar one night like we always did after work and he was ragging on me at the bar while getting a beer. I, sitting next to my virginal and innocent boyfriend at the time, threatened to smack him in the face with a vibrator if he didn't stop. He kept on...and I followed through with my threat. I smacked him in the face, in the bar, in front of about 40 people, with a plastic blue cock with bumps.

Don't know if that counts as a prank, but it goes to show not to doubt a girl when she makes a threat to smack you in the face with a sex toy. less

I used to wait tables at Bennigan's before they bit the bullet and we used to fuck with the line cooks all the time. There was one guy who always ragged on me at work and outside of work. It's just what we did.

Well, the entire crew went out to a local bar one night like we always did after work and he was ragging on me at the bar while getting a beer. I, sitting next to my virginal and innocent boyfriend at the time, threatened to smack him in the face with a vibrator if he didn't stop. He kept on...and I followed through with my threat. I smacked him in the face, in the bar, in front of about 40 people, with a plastic blue cock with bumps.

Don't know if that counts as a prank, but it goes to show not to doubt a girl when she makes a threat to smack you in the face with a sex toy. less

I was just skimming through the forum, and when I came across this post something funny just popped into my head.

Can you imagine taking someones bottle of clear hand sanitizer, emptying it, and then refilling back up with silicone lube?

With silicone lube a little goes a long way. With hand sanitizer it evaporates so you tend use it pretty generously. This could be very funny! less

I was just skimming through the forum, and when I came across this post something funny just popped into my head.

Can you imagine taking someones bottle of clear hand sanitizer, emptying it, and then refilling back up with silicone lube?

With silicone lube a little goes a long way. With hand sanitizer it evaporates so you tend use it pretty generously. This could be very funny! less

One of more common ones is filling someones cube or office with balloons and having a single push pin on the door to pop them all.

But the best one I ever saw or heard of was wrapping everything on someones desk, including the desk in aluminum foil..... HILLARIOUS! less

I was just skimming through the forum, and when I came across this post something funny just popped into my head.

Can you imagine taking someones bottle of clear hand sanitizer, emptying it, and then refilling back up with silicone lube?

With silicone lube a little goes a long way. With hand sanitizer it evaporates so you tend use it pretty generously. This could be very funny! less

I was just skimming through the forum, and when I came across this post something funny just popped into my head.

Can you imagine taking someones bottle of clear hand sanitizer, emptying it, and then refilling back up with silicone lube?

With silicone lube a little goes a long way. With hand sanitizer it evaporates so you tend use it pretty generously. This could be very funny! less

I work in a very large software company and pranks are constant. The generally accepted rules are that you cannot destroy anything you don't personally own and you can't make it impossible for another person to do their job (annoying, inconvenient and uncomfortable is okay, though). And nothing abusive or mean.

My favorites have been:

One time my husband and myself were in the office on a weekend and we went around the lab we both worked in and took out all the rubber balls from roller mice and put tape over the optical mice sensors. We hid the balls in the microwave in the kitchen. Took a while for people to discover why they didn't work.

One group had a habit of checking the computers to make sure the employees had locked them. If you didn't, they'd send an email from your account saying "I'm too dumb to lock my computer. Fire me.". This email went to the entire group.

One guy went on his honeymoon and kept sending taunting emails and photos of his island fun. Just before he came back a bunch of people got together and put a big tarp down in his office, covered it with play sand and put a kiddie pool in there with water and some tiki glasses. Then one guy came in really early and brought in a goat (yes a LIVE goat) he locked in the office just until the victim came in and found it.

When I worked in a group that had cubicles, we once used cardboard to wall off the cube, wrapped everything in the cube individually in plastic wrap and filled the cube to the top with popped popcorn.

In the same group, we "borrowed" a wall section for the cubes and completely walled off one guy's cube so the only way in was to hop over the top.

One fellow got all the contents of his office he needed to work (desk section, computer, monitor, keyboard, phone, etc) moved into the handicapped stall in the men's room. We even strung cables so he had connectivity in there.

One time we ran industrial velcro all the way around the door frame and the door of one guy's office. This is the really sticky stuff that's hard to get off. Gave it a day to cure (he was out) and then it took about 4 of us to get the door shut. He couldn't get it open so finally climbed in over the top of the wall, through the drop ceiling. We did help him open it - eventually.

One of the people in my current group had a sign show up on his door "Honk if you love architects". About a month later, someone had found a bright pink bicycle horn for a girl's bicycle and bolted it to his door handle. We hear people honking it about every day.

There are more - 15 years of more, trust me! LOL less

I used to wait tables at Bennigan's before they bit the bullet and we used to fuck with the line cooks all the time. There was one guy who always ragged on me at work and outside of work. It's just what we did.

Well, the entire crew went out to a local bar one night like we always did after work and he was ragging on me at the bar while getting a beer. I, sitting next to my virginal and innocent boyfriend at the time, threatened to smack him in the face with a vibrator if he didn't stop. He kept on...and I followed through with my threat. I smacked him in the face, in the bar, in front of about 40 people, with a plastic blue cock with bumps.

Don't know if that counts as a prank, but it goes to show not to doubt a girl when she makes a threat to smack you in the face with a sex toy. less