One night stand excuses...

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One night stand excuses...

Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Whats the worst one night stand excuse you have ever used in order to leave for the night?
04/20/2012
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Geogeo Geogeo
I'm pretty straight up when I want to leave.
04/21/2012
js250 js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!

However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed away. Permanently. I do NOT want a relationship with you, especially not now. I realize this took both of us to happen. It's been fun, now the party is over."

Two days later, we were at the same store and the song You'll Accompany Me by Bob Seeger was playing. We just stood there staring at each other and tried not to cry. I bought the beer. That was 16 years ago...we still love each other.
04/21/2012
Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!

However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ...
That's...so sweet!
04/21/2012
Various Various
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!

However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ...
That is so sweet.
04/21/2012
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!

However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ...
d'awwww

04/23/2012
Loriandhubby Loriandhubby
ummmm, thinking hard.... I can't think of a single one. I can't recall ever having a one night stand. I think my husband thought we would be a one night stand. But I never left. I just kept coming back and calling back. Kind of like a lost kitten... You fead me once and I don't leave.. LOL now it has been almost 18 years and we have never been happier.
04/23/2012
Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!

However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ...
I love it!!!!
04/23/2012
PolyLove PolyLove
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
My one and only one night stand-----is my husband!!

However, my 'excuse' was: "What the fuck did we just do? Do NOT EVER expect this to happen again, do not call me, do not talk to me and our friendship has just been screwed ...
That is so sweet.

My first and only one night stand was actually a anger fuck... I think that's how one would word it. My boyfriend of... a month? LOL! Had just left me for another girl (I know, kinda pathetic). So I called up this guy I had barely known and asked him to meet me at the park (I was 17 and of course still living at home). Anyway, half way thru sex I told him it didn't feel right, I wasn't in it, and asked him to stop, thankfully he did. Looking back I had put myself in a risky situation. He did ask to finger me while he finished himself off. I told him no, sorry, and walked away.
04/23/2012
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