OOOOPPPPPSSSS. Ever pull a real cell phone goof up?

Its never happened to me.

Never

That's hilarious. Nope, never pulled one of those before. xD Mostly because all my porn is erotica, so people just think it's a boooring email or text message and I hide the 'text preview' function on my phone.

Closest I ever came to that was somehow butt dialing 911 in college and not finding out till the next day when I had a very concerned voicemail from the police department. As one of those people that prank called the police as a child I thought it was rather amusing, particularly since I was the sober one of the group at the time.