Pirates VS. Ninjas

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Pirates VS. Ninjas

Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Ok so the age old discussion: Which is cooler a Pirate or a Ninja? Why? Whou would win in a battle? Which would you like to ravish you? Do you prefer Pirate Porn or Ninja Porn? (Is there ninja porn?)
11/16/2010
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Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok so the age old discussion: Which is cooler a Pirate or a Ninja? Why? Whou would win in a battle? Which would you like to ravish you? Do you prefer Pirate Porn or Ninja Porn? (Is there ninja porn?)
I just think it's time we hash this out here at EF.
Personally I am on the Pirate side of the fence. They are just hotter and more openly bad boys and girls. I mean ok a ninja can kick your ass while you are wondering when your shadow developed such a bad attitude but a Pirate will kick your ass while making funny remarks and stealing your lunch money!
I don't think I have ever watched ninja porn but I have seen Pirate porn and it's HAWT!!! Feel free to change my mind.
11/16/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok so the age old discussion: Which is cooler a Pirate or a Ninja? Why? Whou would win in a battle? Which would you like to ravish you? Do you prefer Pirate Porn or Ninja Porn? (Is there ninja porn?)
Anime has tons of ninja porn.

Any rate, I'll root for flying monkeys over both.
11/16/2010
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Ninjas, hands down. Ninjas sneak up on you and BAM you're dead, you won't even see it coming. Pirates make a spectacle and limp over with their peg leg giving you plenty of time to prepare for an attack. Ninjas would win of course. Not only would they win, but they'd do it all in stealth. The pirates would be drunk easy targets for ninjas. I don't watch porn, but I bet ninjas are better in bed.
11/16/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Pirates, but only if they're Space Pirates. (Nathan Fillion, yum!)
11/16/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Does it really matter? The zombies are gonna get 'em all.
11/16/2010
JEM JEM
Ninja would win in a fight....but a pirate could ravish me anytime he wanted
11/16/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Does it really matter? The zombies are gonna get 'em all.
BWAHAHAHA! True that.

after the zombies, I will pick ninja's cause they are all sneak-attack like.
11/16/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
This totally should've been a poll...

NINJAS!

My birthday is the Day of the Ninja (Dec. 5th)
11/16/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Ninjas, for the win. You will never see then comeing.
11/16/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Pirates are way hotter, more rambunctious, a bunch of drunkards and they have kick ass clothing choices. That being said, I have a feeling that they would be lousy fucks because they are disease riddled and full of scurvy. I mean, hard to perform when your health is in the toilet. Ninjas on the other hand treat their body as their temple... when they are not demolishing parts of it to clacify their bones and whatnot. I still would go for the pirates.

Has anybody ever wanted to fuck MOMBI from Return TO OZ? With all of those heads? yumm.
11/16/2010
Anne Ardeur Anne Ardeur
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ninjas, for the win. You will never see then comeing.
Isn't that the Spanish Inquisition?
11/16/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Anne Ardeur
Isn't that the Spanish Inquisition?
Well, we certainly won't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
11/16/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
Kind of hard, I have never made my mind up about this one.

I'm not sure how I should judge--by the fictional figures or real figures? My perception of pirates hasn't been too warped by Pirates of the Caribbean. Ninja have been a little warped by my interest in anime, manga and video games. I have mixed feelings about their realities.

Who would win in a battle? I think ninja are likely in most situations. I am sure that some pirates were crazy skilled in battle and such--tales of their gold age make me shiver a little. But ninja were often trained in a variety of skills--spying, assassination, sometimes open battle, and more. These things required extreme care, as they were mercenaries of high ranking people.

Who would I like to ravish me? Depends on real or fictional. Fantasy pirates can be bodice-ripping hot, oh my goodness. Real pirates might not smell so good or look as cool as we imagine them. Fantasy ninja can be a little scary and real ninja might be scary--but I assume the real ones probably bathed often. Can't be stealthy if you stink. The possible stealth aspect terrifies me. Not sure who wins my heart here.

I haven't watched pirate porn, but I know it exists. Ninja porn exists. And there is a lot of it--both live action and animated. But I don't like porn films a whole lot.

It's a close battle, but ninja may win for me.

Heh, I dress as both ninja and pirate, often in public. Fun times.

Whoa, I got too serious about this, guys. I am so sorry.
11/16/2010
The Nakanas The Nakanas
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Anime has tons of ninja porn.

Any rate, I'll root for flying monkeys over both.
Can I vote for Flying Monkey Ninjas?
11/16/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by The Nakanas
Can I vote for Flying Monkey Ninjas?
Not in AZ
11/16/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Not in AZ
Probably FL, though.
11/16/2010
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
Haha... Pirates would shackle you in the brig while ninjas would tie you up with shibari rope. Which would you prefer?

I think pirates would usually win in a fight due to the use flintlock firearms. Without a gun, the ninja would probably be the better swordsman.
11/17/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
LOL I didn't think of flying monkeys...wouldn't want to be ravished by them though!
Space Pirates are definitely full of win!
I certainly never expected the Spanish Inquisition to crop up here...crafty bastards!
The zombies will get everyone but you could live in a boat longer so I dunno could be the world will end up being Zombies and Pirates...could be a movie idea in there somewhere.
Totally should have made this a poll *sigh* didn't cross my mind.
I am totally picturing a stealth attack Ninja ravishing....yummmmy Still I like a good Pirate ravishing. "You should be wearing a dress or nothing at all. I just happen to have no dress in my cabin" -priceless!

I think Ninjas have enough advantges over pirates to give them wings...but Monkey Ninjas would be fine!
11/17/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
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Originally posted by Hallmar82
Haha... Pirates would shackle you in the brig while ninjas would tie you up with shibari rope. Which would you prefer?

I think pirates would usually win in a fight due to the use flintlock firearms. Without a gun, the ninja would probably ...
How did I forget about guns?! I even have a "cute " replica flintlock. Well, of course guns will do better over swords in most situations. Still, depends on the situation. A flintlock might not do so well if the pirate was attacked in stealth! And they are a little slow?
11/17/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
Pirates, but only if they're Space Pirates. (Nathan Fillion, yum!)
Captain Harlock is my favorite space pirate.
11/17/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
Ninja porn sounds scary!

Seriously though, pirates of the carribean...Jhonny Depp...uh hum, HOT! So I'd vote with pirates just bcs of that movie.
11/17/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
LOL I didn't think of flying monkeys...wouldn't want to be ravished by them though!
Space Pirates are definitely full of win!
I certainly never expected the Spanish Inquisition to crop up here...crafty bastards!
The zombies will get ...
The Flying Monkeys would have the ultimate attack:

"My pretties - CRAP ON THEIR HEADS!"
11/17/2010
Bunnycups Bunnycups
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Pirates are way hotter, more rambunctious, a bunch of drunkards and they have kick ass clothing choices. That being said, I have a feeling that they would be lousy fucks because they are disease riddled and full of scurvy. I mean, hard to perform ...
I love that movie! I've never wanted to fuck her. I thought she was scary when I was little, but not as scary as the wheelers.
11/17/2010
Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Well... i'm partial to pirates myself. Soooo sexy!!
11/17/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
The Flying Monkeys would have the ultimate attack:

"My pretties - CRAP ON THEIR HEADS!"
OMG FLying Monkey Crap Attack! That would win the battle as the prissy, overly clean Ninja would run screaming for a bath and the Pirates would be busy rolling in it because it smells better than they do!
11/17/2010
Anne Ardeur Anne Ardeur
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Well, we certainly won't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
They're sneaky like that.


I think I would have to vote for Pirates over Ninjas, though I like them both, but the Zombie crows will win the day.
11/17/2010
Pixel Pixel
There's totally ninja porn...you just can't see them during their scenes. But they're there. Watching. Waiting.
11/18/2010
Kindred Kindred
Ninja Porn Totally going with ninjas!
11/18/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Alura Une
How did I forget about guns?! I even have a "cute " replica flintlock. Well, of course guns will do better over swords in most situations. Still, depends on the situation. A flintlock might not do so well if the pirate was attacked in ...
Flintlock pistols are somewhat inaccurate, and very slow to reload, they were usually only good for one shot in a fight because of that. I think the ninjas would win hands down. There might be a couple casualties but they would slaughter the pirates.

And space pirates... totally hot.
11/18/2010
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