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Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
Originally posted by
Gary
There are urban legends about that one... and it going very wrong!
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
06/25/2009
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I like this blurb : "Looks at various cases of people being badly injured or burned whilst attempting sex acts with various substances or implements, including vacuum cleaners and pipes, a hot melon, and concrete."
Originally posted by
Luscious Lily
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven ...
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven ...
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
Concrete????
06/25/2009
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Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
Originally posted by
Luscious Lily
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven ...
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven ...
Not just urban legends. It's really happened! There's a BBC Documentary called 101 Embarrassing Sexual Accidents, and in it:
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
"a New Jersey man... felt his intimate relationship with his vacuum cleaner had grown stale and had decided to liven it up - by forgoing the nozzle in favour of the main machine, unaware that the suction was provided by a metal motor similar to a miniature propeller. The machine, no doubt disturbed by such fresh behaviour, reacted by cutting off more than just their relationship. The result? The man narrowly escaped bleeding to death."
06/25/2009
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Definitely! I haven't got a chance to finish watching it, but it's a lot of fun.
Originally posted by
Gary
Looks like I will be adding this one to Netflix!
Ok, other ideas... octopus has probably been done, so how about Sea Urchin Porn? I hear it's nice and soft in there, once you get around the spines.
06/25/2009
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