Slang for your junk

Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I was just curious if there was a correlation between the genitalia slang "junk" and "goods" between the genders. So I thought I'd make a completely scientific poll here on the forums.

So in general, what's your gender and would you use the term "junk" or "goods" to refer to your genitalia?

Limited options cause I've got a limited scope here.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I'm a male and I would refer to my junk
1  (2%)
I'm a female and I would refer to my junk
6  (13%)
I'm a male and I would refer to my goods
I'm a female and I would refers to my goods
4  (9%)
I'm a male and wouldn't use either
6  (13%)
I'm a female and wouldn't use either
29  (63%)
Total votes: 46
Poll is closed
10/23/2011
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Contributor: Peggi Peggi
I do occasionally call it my "junk" but I also call it all types of things! "goodies" "lady bits" "lady parts" "vag" "cooter" "coochie" I use just about everything!
10/23/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I don't think I'd ever say my "junk" or my "goods."
10/23/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
I use 'bits' for mine.
10/23/2011
Contributor: chicken12 chicken12
I read a post by someone referring to the vagina as a "hoo-haa" and I thought that was hilarious.
10/23/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
I've never used either of those terms for myself. I have referred to my boyfriend's parts as his junk a few times. For some reason it suits male genitals more than female IMO.
10/23/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
My sex is female, so I went with that option, but my gender isn't... I've referred to my genitals as my "Junk" from time to time.
10/23/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I don't really use either, but I'd be more inclined to say "junk" if I was going to use one of the two. I think I've used that term a few times perhaps. I usually use the ever elegant "pussy" because I'm ladylike.
10/23/2011
Contributor: karay123 karay123
I don't really use any reference to it. Except when joking around and I call it a cooter!
10/24/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
It's my tootiepop!
10/24/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Peggi
I do occasionally call it my "junk" but I also call it all types of things! "goodies" "lady bits" "lady parts" "vag" "cooter" "coochie" I use just about everything!
I'm pretty similar. I've called it my "junk" on occasion, but I don't think I've ever referred to it as "my goods." "Lady parts," "vag," "cooch," all of those and a few more, sure.
10/24/2011
Contributor: domsub1993 domsub1993
This might seem weird, but I wouldn't refer to myself in that way, but I probably would refer to my husband's "junk".
10/24/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Ladybits!
10/24/2011
Contributor: l'amour l'amour
I say ladybits and junk.
10/24/2011
Contributor: eroticmutt eroticmutt
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I was just curious if there was a correlation between the genitalia slang "junk" and "goods" between the genders. So I thought I'd make a completely scientific poll here on the forums.

So in general, what's your ... more
Neither
10/24/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
I don't refer to it as my junk, but my fiancée does occasionally.
10/24/2011
Contributor: Miss Morphine Miss Morphine
I don't think I've ever referred to my genitalia as my junk. I use bits and cunt a lot.
10/24/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
All out "pussy" here! I have called it kitty...
10/24/2011
Contributor: Valkyrie Valkyrie
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I was just curious if there was a correlation between the genitalia slang "junk" and "goods" between the genders. So I thought I'd make a completely scientific poll here on the forums.

So in general, what's your ... more
I aways say my goods
10/24/2011
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
I sometimes call my labia minora my butterfly, because they're actually shaped and colored like wings, but that's pretty much it.
10/24/2011
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Er neither? Usually I'm either blunt about it or avoid a term altogether.
10/25/2011
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I don't actually use these terms, either but I recently saw a post from my friend on facebook about TSA scanning his junk and it got me to think that if I did use these phrases, I'd call mine "the goods." Cause, you know, my vagina is priceless, I guess.
10/25/2011
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Honestly, I just say "vagina"
10/26/2011
Contributor: Princess Zelda Princess Zelda
lady parts
10/26/2011
Contributor: Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
I've used "goods" a few times.
10/27/2011
Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
Haha hubby & I don't use either of these !!

For him it's his "dick" or "cock" I call his "junk" Wonder D or Wonder Dick along with him as well...

For me it's my "Va-J.J" , my "Kitty" or my "Puss" He calls it "Mine" or "His sticky spot"
10/27/2011
Contributor: ConnerJay ConnerJay
I am female and have never used "junk", but sometimes use "goods". Haha
10/27/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I was just curious if there was a correlation between the genitalia slang "junk" and "goods" between the genders. So I thought I'd make a completely scientific poll here on the forums.

So in general, what's your ... more
I'm female and I dont use either slang
10/27/2011