A friend said I sneeze in threes. I hate to admit she's right, but I think I actually do! My sneezes sound like a squeaky mouse just exploded on a xylophone (very high-pitched and silly sounding). On some occasions, like when I have sawdust deep down in my soul, I'll let out a chest-shattering sneeze reminiscent of the North American lumberjack mating call.
...in a matter of speaking!