So, apparently, I'm going to be charged with money laundering *snicker*

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So, apparently, I'm going to be charged with money laundering *snicker*

Chilipepper Chilipepper
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
NEW YORK FIELD OFFICE
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA
25TH FLOOR, WORLD TRADE CENTER BUILDING 7
Phone Number:+1-315-307-2080
Email: leon.panetta@hotmail.c om
www . cia . gov

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

The Central Intelligence Agency New York Field Office United States of America hereby write to inform you that we have in our custody a diplomat called Mr. Chika Zumba at (John F Kennedy International Airport) here in New York with a consignment box filed with USD Dollars.

Meanwhile, based on our interview with the diplomat, he said that the consignment box belongs to you, that he was sent by one Mr.Williams I. Luis to deliver the consignment box to your doorstep not knowing that the content of the box is money. The diplomat also said that his first transit in the state was at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Ohio.

Now, the diplomat is under questioning and scrutiny here in New York and we cannot release him until we carry out our proper investigation on how this huge amount of money managed to be yours before we will release him with the box. In regards to this, you are to reassure and prove to us that the money you are about to receive is legal by sending us the Award Ownership Certificate showing that the money is not illegal.

Note that the Award Ownership Certificate must be original and secured from the office of the senate president in Nigeria, being the source country of the fund and because that is the only Assigned Office that will issue you the original Award Ownership Certificate to this funds. You are advised to forward immediately the Award Ownership Certificate if you have it with you but if you did not have it we will urge you to contact the sender of the diplomat to help you secure the Award Ownership Certificate if at all you did not have it.

Below is the contact information of the Assigned Official that sent the diplomat Mr.Chika Zumba as you are requested to contact him without delay to enable a stimulated process of the issuance of the said Certificate:

Senate Committee Department On Foreign Remittance
Name: Mr.Williams I. Luis
Email: luiswilliams58@gmail.c om
Phone: +234-806-702-7913

Furthermore, we are giving you only but 3 working business days to forward the requested Award Ownership Certificate. Please note that we shall get back to you after the 3 working business days, that if you are not able to come up with the certificate as we shall confiscate the funds and have it sent to the Federal Reserve Account of the United States Government then charge you for money laundering, but if you forward the Award Ownership Certificate then we will release the diplomat with your consignment box and that also gives you every back up and full immunity before all the Assigned Offices concerned with the remittances of foreign contract fund such as yours here in the United States of America even after you have received your fund as stated.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY SO I CAN INSTRUCT YOU ON WHAT TO DO NEXT TO ENABLE FULL IMMUNITY BY THE AGENCY EVEN AFTER YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR CONSIGNMENT AS STATED.

Thanks for your understanding and co-operation.

Regards,

Mr. Leon E. Panetta
Director, Central Intelligence Agency
25th floor,World Trade Center Building 7
New York Field Office USA.
Phone Number: +1-315-307-2080
leon.panetta@hotmail.c om

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This communication and its attachments may contain non-public, confidential or legally privileged information. The unlawful interception, use or disclosure of such information is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, or have received this communication in error,please notify the sender immediately by reply email and delete all copies of this communication and attachments without reading or saving them.


Just thought I'd share this morning's comedy with you guys. I deleted the email as spam, although I'm beginning to think I should have saved it to forward it to Homeland Security; American law enforcement tends to frown on people impersonating them. Gotta love that it has everything though: Nigeria, consignment case full of money, CIA agents (with Hotmail accounts, no less!), and threatened with being charged with a felony.

Anyway, the FATF deals with money laundering, not the CIA.

Please, let the caustic comments, sarcasm, and rants fly. I want to hear them.
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Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
I'm so glad I'm not the only one getting spammed with this crap. Way too funny, though.
02/11/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Ms. Spice
I'm so glad I'm not the only one getting spammed with this crap. Way too funny, though.
The being charged with money laundering's a new one on me. Sounds like it really would scare people into participating in the scam. Some people really shouldn't be allowed near the internet if they have to prey on the fears of the law.
02/11/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
I'm afraid for kids and elderly people who might fall for this. Well, most kids would probably know better (my kids know the internet more than I do) but the elderly may get scared and think it's real.
02/11/2012
melissa1973 melissa1973
Oh Thank god!!!
I'm with Spice, I get these supposedly from MR. Muller the head of the FBI saying the same shit, they even got ahold of MY school email account and are spamming that as well. he's talkin oh well freeze your bank account sieze youyr assests the whole 9 yards.. I told them last year when they started using the FBI ploy to send me an agent, they never did for some reason
02/11/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by melissa1973
Oh Thank god!!!
I'm with Spice, I get these supposedly from MR. Muller the head of the FBI saying the same shit, they even got ahold of MY school email account and are spamming that as well. he's talkin oh well freeze your bank account ...
Feck, where do these spammers live? I know someone who knows someone ...
02/11/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I hate spam and thanks for sharing. I think they need to get a hacker and hack their sites and dismantle it so they can't do that kind of thing to those that don't know better. YES, I know hacking is illegal, but for the greater good of all we could make exceptions LOL!
02/11/2012
Beck Beck
I had one before that told me I was suspected of terrorist acts, since I bought something, but I never bought it. These things are so stupid!
02/11/2012
T&A1987 T&A1987
the first and only clue needed is that secy panetta's e-mail would not be hotmail.
02/11/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by melissa1973
Oh Thank god!!!
I'm with Spice, I get these supposedly from MR. Muller the head of the FBI saying the same shit, they even got ahold of MY school email account and are spamming that as well. he's talkin oh well freeze your bank account ...
Please don't respond to these people, any contract from you only encourages them.

Contact your internet provider and make sure they know a SPAMMER got your account, so they can ban them at the IP address.

NEVER respond to them, it's dangerous. They can get even more information about you when you respond. A situation like this calls for nothing but to report and then ignore them.
02/11/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by T&A1987
the first and only clue needed is that secy panetta's e-mail would not be hotmail.
Yeah. The funny thing is that is all originated from (according to the return addy) someone named "Seema Mody".
02/11/2012
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Tsk tsk d=
02/11/2012
namelesschaos namelesschaos
My spammers usually say I'm being investigated by the FBI
02/11/2012
js250 js250
Well!!! Better bring all that money with when you come up, we will really have a celebration, lol!!! Flippin' spammers. I would turn it in! Hate scams and spamming!!
02/11/2012
Rossie Rossie
Still have people out there who fall for that kind of sh*t?
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