T-Shirts with Funny/Witty Sayings

Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
I really enjoy funny t-shirts, but the print always seems to end up on my boobs! What do you think of witty t-shirts? A fan, or opposed to clothing?
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Mine end up that way, too, which is further compounded by my one t-shirt bra being a really odd push-up style so the writing at the top is horizontal and the writing at the bottom is almost under my boobs.

I have only one shirt that has a witty saying on it: Pretending to Be a Normal Person Day After Day is Exhausting. (A friend from high school commented "When did you ever pretend to be normal??")
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