The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built

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The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built

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Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
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I honestly think I would give #5, the railway roller coaster, a try. The rest look too scary and painful for me to even stand next to.
07/20/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Ok, I think I would shit myself being launched from a trebuchet lol.
07/20/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Thanks for posting! We're roller coaster junkies around here. Great article! I love cracked too.
07/20/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
The free fall drop looks kinda cool. The looped water slide looks painful.
07/20/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Yeah...no . I can't handle the Tower of Terror - I think these would give me a heart attack.
07/20/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
Um... I don't think I could handle ANY of these, regular roller coasters are a bit much for me as it is. I'm with Sammi, these would give me a heart attack!!
07/20/2011
Contributor: mandiegk mandiegk
I had to laugh at this because my father has been telling us about Action Park for years; every time we go to an amusement park we have to hear about it. We never really believed him that it was that extreme, but I will be sending this to the rest of my family. Apparently made it through unscathed, but a friend of his left with a broken arm.
07/20/2011
Contributor: Jenyana Jenyana
...yeah, I don't think I would have enjoyed any of these.
07/20/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
they would be fun after a beer or two
07/21/2011
Contributor: Dusk Dusk
It's interesting because they seem to have re-made the Alpine slide somewhere else, same idea with the control-your-own-carts and everything. Freddiew filmed a YouTube video there recently.
07/21/2011