The things you hear...

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The things you hear...

Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
Ok, so I was checking my Facebook and I see this from my SIL:

Just heard the strangest thing a kid could ever say to get what they want "my vagina is sad it needs some lemonade"

I can't imagine the parental reaction for that one! Have your kids (or you when you were a kid) said anything as mortifying as I imagine that was for that child's parent(s)? Please share!
01/26/2011
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Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
I have a lot of missionaries in my family, including my great grandparents on dad's side. Well, as I've mentioned elsewhere my family spent a lot of time listening to music and I picked it up at a very young age. I decided I wanted to do a 'concert' for my great grandparents. My choice of song? Centerfold by J. Geils Band. My mom still chastises me for it today (jokingly, of course) and is still mortified!
01/26/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
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Originally posted by Angel deSanguine
I have a lot of missionaries in my family, including my great grandparents on dad's side. Well, as I've mentioned elsewhere my family spent a lot of time listening to music and I picked it up at a very young age. I decided I wanted to do a ...
Haha, awesome song choice!
01/26/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
When I was in the second grade, I asked my parents what a blowjob was at the dinner table. Apparently I heard it at school or something. They told me they didn't know and I just dropped it.
01/26/2011
Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
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Originally posted by BadassFatass
When I was in the second grade, I asked my parents what a blowjob was at the dinner table. Apparently I heard it at school or something. They told me they didn't know and I just dropped it.
There was probably a conversation that night 'Where did she HEAR that?!?! She's in second grade!'
01/26/2011
PussyGalore PussyGalore
I was eleven and I asked a male family friend "how's it hangin'" as a greeting. I got props for using it correctly and then they laughed at me for about an hour and a half. Mom was slightly mortified at first though.
01/26/2011
Beaners Beaners
I remember asking my Mom, while hiding on her bed underneath a blanket, when I was going to get "boobies" like hers. (My Mom became very big chested after having 3 kids.) I don't really remember how old I was, or what her answer was. I may have been in like, second or third grade, and I think she responded by saying when I had kids they'd be like hers. All I really remember was being too embarassed to look at her and having to hide under the blanket.
01/26/2011
Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
Quote:
Originally posted by PussyGalore
I was eleven and I asked a male family friend "how's it hangin'" as a greeting. I got props for using it correctly and then they laughed at me for about an hour and a half. Mom was slightly mortified at first though.
I remember the first time I said 'This SUCKS!' in front of my parents. My dad laughed and mom gasped 'do you know what that MEANS?!'
01/27/2011
Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
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Originally posted by Beaners
I remember asking my Mom, while hiding on her bed underneath a blanket, when I was going to get "boobies" like hers. (My Mom became very big chested after having 3 kids.) I don't really remember how old I was, or what her answer was. I ...
Aww, that's a cute story!
01/27/2011
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