The Twisted Wish Game

Lady Venus Lady Venus
This is a pretty fun game with some creativity. I've played it in other forums. It's called "The Twisted Wish". You make a wish, and the next poster grants that wish - but with a twist. Then makes a wish of their own, and so on.

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I had a convertible mustang.
Poster 2: Granted. but It gets stolen the day you buy it.


I'll start.

I wish I had a cabin on the lake.
09/02/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Lady Venus
This is a pretty fun game with some creativity. I've played it in other forums. It's called "The Twisted Wish". You make a wish, and the next poster grants that wish - but with a twist. Then makes a wish of their own, and so ... More
Granted, but you have a neighbor who lives in the woods named Jason and who likes to wear a hockey mask.

I wish I had a million bucks.
09/02/2010
Lady Venus Lady Venus
Granted, but they are precious bucks with antlers , four legs, and fur.


I wish I had a money tree.
09/02/2010
Kimmie1980ca Kimmie1980ca
Quote:
Originally posted by Lady Venus
Granted, but they are precious bucks with antlers , four legs, and fur.


I wish I had a money tree.
Granted, but too bad it's fake money.

I wish I was thinner.
09/03/2010
BJismyname BJismyname
granted, but you can only eat celery and organ meats from now on. Kieshka anyone?

I wish i could move out to my own apartment lol.
09/03/2010
Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Granted... but your housemates end up moving in with you.

I wish the new toy I am waiting for would come in the mail tomorrow.
09/03/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Pleasure Piratess
Granted... but your housemates end up moving in with you.

I wish the new toy I am waiting for would come in the mail tomorrow.
Granted, but you'll never be able to orgasm with it. (I know, that was low!)

I wish all of my bills were paid!
09/03/2010
Blinker Blinker
Granted, but you then get arrested for robbing the bank where you got the money.

I wish my boyfriend would come home from China.
09/03/2010
Dusk Dusk
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Originally posted by Blinker
Granted, but you then get arrested for robbing the bank where you got the money.

I wish my boyfriend would come home from China.
Granted, but he brings back another girl with him. (Sorry!!)

I wish I could find a pair of jeans that fit me.
09/03/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Granted but they are neon green with pale mauve stripes!


I wish Arch could work in the States!
09/03/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Granted but they are neon green with pale mauve stripes!


I wish Arch could work in the States!
Granted, but he'll have to work 90 hour weeks!

I wish I had a big party boat!
09/03/2010
Sammi Sammi
Granted, but the water it's in is full of piranha waiting for the guests to take a swim!

I wish I could clone myself.
09/03/2010
Sir Sir
Edit: Man, I was too late.

Granted, but your toes end up on your head and your hands and feet are switched.

I wish that my ex wasn't a cheater.
09/03/2010
deltalima deltalima
Granted, she didn't cheat but reveals that she likes to have sex with animals.

I wish I had a 7 figure divorce settlement.
09/03/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but the 7 figures are in cents, not dollars.

I wish I were in Vegas, baby!
09/03/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Granted, but the 7 figures are in cents, not dollars.

I wish I were in Vegas, baby!
Granted, but you wake up tomorrow married to a fat Elvis impersonator Uh-uh-huh!

I wish I had a brand new wardrobe!
09/03/2010
Blinker Blinker
Wish granted, but none of it is in your size!

I wish it would rain.
09/03/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Wish granted, but none of it is in your size!

I wish it would rain.
Granted, but it rains on the other side of the planet.

I wish that I had more hours in my job.
09/03/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Granted, but it rains on the other side of the planet.

I wish that I had more hours in my job.
Granted - They give you more hours but due to financial issues are forced to cut your pay.

I wish the dishes were done.
09/03/2010
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Granted - They give you more hours but due to financial issues are forced to cut your pay.

I wish the dishes were done.
Granted - but then they all fell on the floor and broke.

I wish that I had more energy today!
09/03/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Red Vinyl Kitty
Granted - but then they all fell on the floor and broke.

I wish that I had more energy today!
Granted, but your Master ties you down so that you cannot do anything anyway.

See, I just wanted to respond to that one. HAHAHA!!!

Uh...I wish that...my laptop could be fixed?
09/03/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but the tech guy installs spyware that enables him to capture video via your webcam and the most personal and private footage is posted all over the Internet.

I wish that I was in Hawaii right now.
09/04/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Granted, but the tech guy installs spyware that enables him to capture video via your webcam and the most personal and private footage is posted all over the Internet.

I wish that I was in Hawaii right now.
Granted, but while you are in Hawaii a tornado (or hurricane, depending on where you are lol) comes and wipes out your house with all your toys in it! lol

oh and i wish i was rich ( i wanna be a billionaire..)
09/04/2010
SydVicious SydVicious
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
Granted, but while you are in Hawaii a tornado (or hurricane, depending on where you are lol) comes and wipes out your house with all your toys in it! lol

oh and i wish i was rich ( i wanna be a billionaire..)
Granted, but the money is in a trust and you can't touch it until you are 99.

I wish I had a Mercedes.
09/04/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by SydVicious
Granted, but the money is in a trust and you can't touch it until you are 99.

I wish I had a Mercedes.
Granted, but it is a lemon!

I wish I could live past 99 lol
09/04/2010
deadpoet deadpoet
granted, but the next day after your 99th birthday you die (sorry)

I wish my boyfriend cared about my needs before everyone elses.
09/04/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by deadpoet
granted, but the next day after your 99th birthday you die (sorry)

I wish my boyfriend cared about my needs before everyone elses.
Granted but your kitten has paid the ultimate price...

I wish I could eat all the sweets I want without negative effect!
09/04/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but anytime you eat any non-sweet food, you instantaneously gain 10 pounds per bite.

I wish I could play the violin like Hilary Hahn.
09/04/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Granted, but anytime you eat any non-sweet food, you instantaneously gain 10 pounds per bite.

I wish I could play the violin like Hilary Hahn.
Wish granted, but you go deaf.

I wish Bill Clinton could be re-elected.
09/05/2010
Lavender*Moon Lavender*Moon
Wish granted, but due to a head injury he thinks he's George W. Bush.

I wish I had a sexy manservant to clean my house.
09/05/2010
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