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Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
Granted, but you only win $1.00.

I wish my daughter would stop running around the house screaming in a high pitched voice extremely similar to a tea kettle.
11/12/2010
popples popples
Granted but then she couldn't alert you that your house was on fire and you lose all your belongings.

I wish I had new tv.
11/12/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted. You get a huge, brand-new flat screen television that is the envy of all your friends. Too bad it doesn't work and is not returnable or under warranty! At least it looks good on your wall though.

I wish there were two of me to help me get more accomplished!
11/12/2010
Tart Tart
*poof* You successfully clone yourself! (yay!) After a few months of helping you around the house, getting your projects accomplished, going to work for you when you don't feel good, your clone gets fed up. She straight up murders you.

I wish I were Paris Hilton.
11/12/2010
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Granted. I think that one's bad enough as is.

I wish weekend TV didn't suck.
11/12/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted. You get two days of decent TV, but the other five days of the week suck.

I wish you could try a sample of any lube before you buy it.
11/14/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Granted, but all the samples give you unexplainable rashes that the 'real' version wouldn't.

I wish I had a teleporter so I could make the 20 hour drive I'm taking this weekend take a mere 20 seconds instead.
11/16/2010
Boredum Boredum
Granted, but something is wrong with the wiring and it teleports you to a ten by ten foot uninhabited island that no one knows about, and you haven't the tools to fix the machine to get you off the island.

I wish I had a pet fish.
11/22/2010
CheerfulLoner CheerfulLoner
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Originally posted by Boredum
Granted, but something is wrong with the wiring and it teleports you to a ten by ten foot uninhabited island that no one knows about, and you haven't the tools to fix the machine to get you off the island.

I wish I had a pet fish.
Granted! Now you just need to hurry up and make enough money in the next five minutes to get that 200,000 gallon tank so your new pet Whale Shark won't die.

I wish I was better at drawing...
11/25/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but your fingers have been removed due to ink poisoning.

I wish I could visit the moon.
11/30/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but you have to stay.

I wish I could two extra hours per day.
12/03/2010
maskineri maskineri
Granted, but that means you'll have less years to live.

I wish I could become invisible.
12/05/2010
Not here Not here
Granted, and while walking down the street you get hit by a car because the driver didn't see you.

I wish I didn't have any bills.
12/05/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, because you declared bankruptcy.

I wish I could win a few million dollars.
12/05/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but all in pennies.

I wish I had a pony.
12/06/2010
maskineri maskineri
Granted, but you'll have to keep it at home, because you have no stable.

I wish I were a better person.
12/06/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you are living at the South Pole by yourself.

I wish I was at home right now.
12/06/2010
Not here Not here
Granted, but you have to stay there alone for the rest of your life.

I wish my favorite show Dexter was on all year round!
12/06/2010
maskineri maskineri
Granted, but the show will become so cheap and dull, you're gonna hate it.

I wish I could heal all the diseases.
12/06/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but at the cost of contracting them all yourself.

I wish I could program my computer to complete all the daily tasks I do online.
12/06/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but then the next day it smashes into bits before you backed up the program.

I wish I could see a color that no one else could.
12/07/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted; but, because of this, everyone thinks you are crazy and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I had $20 gift cards for every single day of the year to ten of my favorite restaurants.
12/07/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Granted; but, because of this, everyone thinks you are crazy and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I had $20 gift cards for every single day of the year to ten of my favorite restaurants.
Granted, and because of your indulgence, you've now gained 400 lbs! Congrats

I wish I had a more normal sleep schedule.
12/07/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Granted, you now sleep regularly between the hours of 2 am and 3 am, but never any other time.

I wish for something cool.
12/07/2010
Shaelote Shaelote
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Granted, you now sleep regularly between the hours of 2 am and 3 am, but never any other time.

I wish for something cool.
Granted, you've been moved to the Yukon.

I wish for a new car.
12/07/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you can't drive it because you have no drivers license.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
12/08/2010
maskineri maskineri
Granted, but you would be so sick you'll barely move.

I wish I could invent a teleporter.
12/09/2010
Rckt56 Rckt56
Granted, but you can't choose where you teleport.

I wish I could read people's thoughts.
12/09/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but you are bogged down by all the negativity and mean thoughts that you soon go crazy and seek isolation somewhere.

I wish I had a thousand dollar gift card to EF.
12/10/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you never can touch a computer again or you go to jail.

I wish I was not cold right now.
12/14/2010
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