The Twisted Wish Game

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Not here Not here
Granted, instead you're so hot you wish it WAS cold.

I wish I had enough money to buy everyone I care about Christmas presents.
12/14/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but you only get the money after Christmas.

I wish I could be funnier.
12/15/2010
maskineri maskineri
Granted, but all the people you'll meet won't be able to stop giggling at you.

I wish I found my true love.
12/15/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but they left you right after the wedding.

I wish it wasn't going to snow tomorrow.
12/15/2010
sasweetheart89 sasweetheart89
Granted but it's going to rain really hard all day instead.

I wish I have a good night sleep tonight
12/15/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted; but, unfortunately, you will be awake all night tomorrow night.

I wish I had every movie on my EF wish list right now!
12/16/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but there is no more electrical power to operate anything that you could watch the DVD's on.

I wish I was home right now.
12/16/2010
popples popples
Granted, but your house is flooded and all your possessions are ruined.

I wish it was summer time right now.
12/16/2010
Not here Not here
Granted- It feels like summer, anyway. Thank goodness for Global Warming!

I wish I had enough money to get a college education and a good job.
12/16/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you go to college in Alaska.

I wish I worked for Eden Fantasys.
12/16/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by leatherlover
Granted, but you go to college in Alaska.

I wish I worked for Eden Fantasys.
Granted, but EF gets bought out buy another company and the boss is the worst boss EVER!

I wish I didn't get cold so easily.
12/17/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but it's only because you are stuck in the middle of the desert wishing for just the hint of a breeze!

I wish the hair care products that work best on my hair were not so expensive.
12/17/2010
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Granted, but it's only because you are stuck in the middle of the desert wishing for just the hint of a breeze!

I wish the hair care products that work best on my hair were not so expensive.
Granted. But the hair products make your hair fall out one day out of every week.

I wish I had all of my college tuition paid off.
12/17/2010
Lindz86 Lindz86
Granted - but you'll never get a job in your field!

I wish my car was fixed.
12/17/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but the bills are so high that you're in debt for the rest of your life.

I wish my acne would clear up.
12/17/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you have horrible scars left over.

I wish I was going to be home for Christmas.
12/18/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but no one else will be.

I wish I wasn't getting sick again.
12/18/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, because you're already sick.

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.
12/19/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, because you don't have a house anymore due to a fire.

I wish I didn't live in Virginia.
12/19/2010
tigerkate tigerkate
Granted, only now you live in a tiny hick town in the middle of no where.

I wish I weren't sick.
12/26/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but everyone in your entire extended family is sick, so you are everyone's round-the-clock caretaker. Everyone's!

I wish we could extend the holiday a bit longer.
12/26/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted. But you are working at the mall santa booth taking the pictures.

I wish I was home for Christmas.
12/26/2010
Oxygen99 Oxygen99
Granted. But you're family moved without telling you.

I wish to have a theesome with two well endowed young men.
12/26/2010
NawlinsDawlin NawlinsDawlin
granted...too bad their gay.
I wish I could find my mr. right.
12/27/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted, but he turns out to be your Mr. Right Now and is gone forever the next morning.

I wish I could take a January vacation somewhere nice.
12/27/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but your flight is canceled the day of and no refunds.

I wish I could stop all the animal abusers in the world.
12/28/2010
Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
Granted. But the only way to stop them is with the Bunny Blaster 5000, a deadly weapon using baby bunnies as projectiles.

I wish I could sleep in!
12/28/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you are in solitary confinement.

I wish I had a different job.
12/31/2010
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but it's shoveling human feces at an ebola treatment hospital.

I wish Futurama was on TV more often.
12/31/2010
NawlinsDawlin NawlinsDawlin
Granted but now it is on 24 hrs a day on every channel and you now hate the show.
I wish I would know what I want with my life.
01/04/2011
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