The Twisted Wish Game

The Twisted Wish Game

 
 
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potstickers potstickers
Granted, but you realize you could never fulfill it.

I wish I weren't sick.
01/05/2011
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted. But everyone you know is sick and relying on you to take care of them and run all their errands, on top of your own responsibilities.

I wish groceries were not so expensive!
01/05/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you have to harvest them yourself.

I wish I had a better job.
01/05/2011
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Granted. You either get better pay at a job that you absolutely HATE or you have a job that you LOVE with little-to-no pay.

I wish most of the cities and towns in the U.S. were zoned and planned for CONVENIENT pedestrian and bicycling (like you see in Europe and other countries). It would be so nice to either walk or bike a relatively short distance to the market each day to pick up fresh produce and other items! Instead, everywhere I've lived, I have to drive several miles to get anything I need. Walking and biking there would take up most of my day and is therefore impractical.
01/06/2011
NawlinsDawlin NawlinsDawlin
Granted but you get hit by an 18 wheeler because now the lanes aren't large enough for the cars.
i wish that i could unlimited money and happiness.
01/06/2011
Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
Granted, but you can't spend the money or share your happiness with anyone.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
01/07/2011
Oxygen99 Oxygen99
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitt Katt
Granted, but you can't spend the money or share your happiness with anyone.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
Granted, too bad you're dead.

I wish it would stop snowing.
01/07/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but it's so hot that you live in Waterworld.

I wish that I was asleep right now.
01/08/2011
popples popples
Granted, but you're still in your car driving.

I wish it was warm outside.
01/08/2011
potstickers potstickers
Granted, but it's due to the sun exploding.

I wish it weren't so late at night already.
01/08/2011
NawlinsDawlin NawlinsDawlin
granted but it's time for work now.
wish i could tear myself away from the computer right now.
01/09/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you go sit down on the couch with an ipad.

I wish I had more channels on tv.
01/10/2011
Oxygen99 Oxygen99
Quote:
Originally posted by leatherlover
Granted, but you go sit down on the couch with an ipad.

I wish I had more channels on tv.
Granted. TV just broke.

I wish I could just lose those few extra pounds.
01/10/2011
NawlinsDawlin NawlinsDawlin
granted...now you are anorexic.
I wish that i could lose enough weight to be the size i want to be.
01/10/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
....

Granted, and now your life is absolutely miserable, you have no friends because you kept lying to them to lose the weight and became obsessed, and you are now about to die.
Can we try not to have repeat wishes back to back please?


I wish that my apartment would clean itself.
01/19/2011
ellejay ellejay
Granted, but it cleans itself so well that you find your apartment completely empty, possessions and all.

I wish that I didn't have a three hour class tomorrow.
01/26/2011
PussyGalore PussyGalore
Quote:
Originally posted by ellejay
Granted, but it cleans itself so well that you find your apartment completely empty, possessions and all.

I wish that I didn't have a three hour class tomorrow.
Granted, but you have a 12 hour work shift tomorrow.

I wish I could relax.
01/26/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Granted, but you get a little too relaxed and completely forget about something extremely important.

I wish it wasn't quite so cold out.
01/26/2011
ellejay ellejay
Granted, but the heat is so overwhelming that you never want to go outside.

I wish I weren't so itchy!
01/27/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but you are swimming in the ocean with sharks.

I wish I lived in the mountains.
01/28/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Granted but you have no roof on your house.

I wish I was done with school.
01/28/2011
ellejay ellejay
Granted, but you're never able to find a job you enjoy.

I wish I could fall asleep at a decent hour.
01/29/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
Granted, but your neighbors wake you up every hour afterwards.

I wish I didn't have a really long work day today.
01/29/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
Granted, but now you must spend the entire day at an awful family reunion with your most annoying relatives.


I wish I had a job.
01/29/2011
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by tigerkate
Granted, but now you must spend the entire day at an awful family reunion with your most annoying relatives.


I wish I had a job.
Granted, but you have to work 8 hours a day shoveling manure.

I wish I had an incredible sex life.
01/29/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
Granted, but you have to work 8 hours a day shoveling manure.

I wish I had an incredible sex life.
Granted, but every time you have sex, you break a bone.

I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats anymore.
01/30/2011
ellejay ellejay
Granted, but you're now allergic to dogs.

I wish I had a bigger lingerie collection.
01/30/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by ellejay
Granted, but you're now allergic to dogs.

I wish I had a bigger lingerie collection.
Granted, but none of the lingerie fits you properly.

I wish that it was the end of the day already!
02/04/2011
ellejay ellejay
Granted, but your day seems to last twice as long tomorrow.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.
02/04/2011
Alys Alys
Quote:
Originally posted by ellejay
Granted, but your day seems to last twice as long tomorrow.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.
Granted, but your gas mileage plummets to 3 gallons a mile

I wish this interview goes well
02/04/2011
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