what is your penis size? length and width? just curious to know all the dif sizes and whats most common.
Penis questions for the men...
07/16/2012
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6 inches by 1 1/2 diameter
Originally posted by
LilLostLenore
what is your penis size? length and width? just curious to know all the dif sizes and whats most common.
07/16/2012
Visiting a clinic one day, Joe looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling.
A minute later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Joe replied.
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling.
A minute later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Joe replied.
07/17/2012
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I have to steal that one!!!
Originally posted by
Errant Venture
Visiting a clinic one day, Joe looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a ... more
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a ... more
Visiting a clinic one day, Joe looked into the nurses eyes and said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?"
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling.
A minute later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Joe replied. less
"Of course I won't laugh. I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Joe said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling.
A minute later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Joe replied. less
07/17/2012
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I'm 6" long and 1.8" thick
Originally posted by
LilLostLenore
what is your penis size? length and width? just curious to know all the dif sizes and whats most common.
10/21/2012
About 6.75 - 7" long, and it ranges from 5.25-5.5" around depending where on the shaft I measure, and may be larger depending how turned on I am.
I think a cock ring would increase both a little, but I haven't tested.
I think a cock ring would increase both a little, but I haven't tested.
03/09/2015
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