This is why I shouldn't Facebook before coffee.

Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
I just woke up about an hour ago, and when I went upstairs I discovered that the door to the back deck is frozen shut. I grumbled about hating winter, grabbed coffee, curled up in front of the computer and updated my FB status as:

"My back door is frozen shut. Please send Trogdor to defrost."

One millionth of a second later, I realized what I had just said.

I am so, so thankful that at least I didn't add that the cat was freaking out that he was trapped inside.
02/03/2011
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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
I just woke up about an hour ago, and when I went upstairs I discovered that the door to the back deck is frozen shut. I grumbled about hating winter, grabbed coffee, curled up in front of the computer and updated my FB status as:

"My ... more
HA!
02/03/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
I just woke up about an hour ago, and when I went upstairs I discovered that the door to the back deck is frozen shut. I grumbled about hating winter, grabbed coffee, curled up in front of the computer and updated my FB status as:

"My ... more
Haha! Ohhh man, that's such an image
02/03/2011
Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
I just woke up about an hour ago, and when I went upstairs I discovered that the door to the back deck is frozen shut. I grumbled about hating winter, grabbed coffee, curled up in front of the computer and updated my FB status as:

"My ... more
LMAO! But he'll burninate all the peasants while he's at it and that wouldn't be very nice.
02/03/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
That made me laugh out loud! A decaf day is always rough!
02/03/2011
Contributor: VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
LMFAO! OMG that's great!
02/03/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Angel deSanguine
LMAO! But he'll burninate all the peasants while he's at it and that wouldn't be very nice.
ROFL! Oh that brought back hilarious high school memories!

"And the dragon comes in the NIIiiiiiIIIIiiiight!"
02/03/2011
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Love this status I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!
02/03/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Love this status I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!
Awwwww, so many Homestar/Strong Bad fans! I looove it.
02/03/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
TROGDOOOOOOOOOR!
02/03/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
I just woke up about an hour ago, and when I went upstairs I discovered that the door to the back deck is frozen shut. I grumbled about hating winter, grabbed coffee, curled up in front of the computer and updated my FB status as:

"My ... more
OMG That would be too funny!
02/03/2011