Bahahahaha. I have to call on one thing though. The first picture? That stucco is, if I am not mistaken (an I doubt I am, lol), from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Yeah, never could have happened, however, funny as hell!!
#5 doesn't seem to be working; at least I don't see it.
These were great! Loved the Clapper one, hahahaha!