U Speaka Da English? - Enjoy (Joke)

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U Speaka Da English? - Enjoy (Joke)

Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
08/11/2012
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Woman China Woman China
LOL!!!!!

LOL!!!!

This sounds like some of my students talking!!!
08/11/2012
Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
Glad to have made you laugh!
08/11/2012
Lioncub Lioncub
LOL
08/11/2012
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Too funny!
08/12/2012
Derpina Derpina
Hahahahah I love your jokes
08/12/2012
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come ...
OMG that's hilarious!
08/12/2012
Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
Quote:
Originally posted by Derpina
Hahahahah I love your jokes
Ah how sweet!
08/12/2012
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come ...
08/12/2012
Bullfroggy and Rose Bullfroggy and Rose
thanks for the laugh
08/12/2012
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