Vote for your favorite Bloggess Disclaimer

LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
This week in The Bloggess's column on Sexis, she has created several disclaimers so awesome, we can't pick our favorite! And so we turn to you, our community members, to help declare which one is the best.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
1.
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) , ToyTimeTim
2  (3%)
2.
3.
Miss Cinnamon , jaybaybay79 , seaofneptune , dv8
4  (7%)
4.
Victoria , MuffysPinguLove , Adriana Ravenlust , CockGawker , Luvasaurus , Rayne Millaray , namelesschaos , Alan & Michele , Electrolemming , Backseat Boohoo , her.royal.redness , VictoriaRose , BadassFatass , Coralbell , Lily Night , BluePixi , Allstars316
17  (28%)
5.
Sir , Sammi , potstickers
3  (5%)
6.
Jul!a , loveshocks
2  (3%)
7.
Rockin' , lovetoshopmom , aluraceleste , Cinnamon , stephshea , Darling Dove , Luscious Lily , BloggessFan , hatstrap , sbremer , JF , Alyjazz , Airen Wolf , Miss Jane , SydVicious , liilii080 , null , Kim! , Cream in the Cupcake , buzz
20  (33%)
8.
Sundae , Patrick Ford
2  (3%)
9.
10.
NuMe , TheSinDoll
2  (3%)
11.
Gunsmoke , Carrie Ann , Kaijah , TiffonyLaLaLa , Kynky Kytty , Jade , gone77
7  (11%)
12.
Jimbo Jones , Neuron Geek
2  (3%)
13.
Total votes: 61
Poll is closed
03/04/2010
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Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I'm also a huge fan of Danger Godzilla and Clarification, but Safety First takes the cake.
03/04/2010
NuMe NuMe
You know, it was really hard to choose. But the one I picked cracked me up. I figure if the post doesn't offend them then the disclaimer will.
03/04/2010
Victoria Victoria
I chose Clarification bc it made me laugh the hardest, but I also loved Caution.
03/04/2010
jaybaybay79 jaybaybay79
Whahaha! These are great!
03/04/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Hey Y'all!

I have an update! We are giving away We really are giving away a Bloggess-autographed ball gag to one lucky reader who leaves a comment either on her Sexis column for today OR votes and leaves a comment on this forum discussion. So tell us which one is your favorite!

You can enter until next Wednesday, March 10th, at 11:59pm - the winner will be announced Thursday morning with the next Bloggess column.
03/04/2010
Kaijah Kaijah
ROFL. I love the "Warning" one just because it's so full of snark. It's perfect. "Caution" and "Disambiguation" amuse me quite a bit as well.
03/04/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
I really like the clarification one, especially the part at the end about spelling fantasies correctly
03/04/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
I really like the clarification one, especially the part at the end about spelling fantasies correctly
Yes!
03/04/2010
seaofneptune seaofneptune
The saftey first one makes me laugh - I really like it!
03/04/2010
Sir Sir
I chose the death by stabbing warning. Of course I would. That's because I'm sick. HAHAHA!!! I did like the one about Edenfantasys' spelling, that's hilarious! This reminds me of Fred's interview...
03/04/2010
aluraceleste aluraceleste
I mean, I love the role reversal one... especially the spelling... but I had to go with the caution one. And also, I'd like to point out that if it weren't for the Bloggess, I'd have never found this site, and I wouldn't have spent so much money. Wait... Damn her! (But in the best way possible)
03/04/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
I voted Godzilla, here and on the original post. It had me cracking up, although they were all absolutely wonderful and I wouldn't have a problem seeing any of them win
03/04/2010
Sammi Sammi
I love the death by stabbing one - that one kills me
03/04/2010
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
I love a lot of them, but Caution takes the cake for me. ^_^
03/04/2010
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
#1 is definitely my favorite. Simple and to the point. It's the type of disclaimer that could be used effectively in a variety of settings as well.
03/04/2010
BloggessFan BloggessFan
Is this contest a result of Mordred's whining? Time to lock him away in the Gimp box.
03/04/2010
hatstrap hatstrap
I'm loving pretty much all of them but I just can't pass up an option with masturbation in it.
I'd say it's just not in me but that would sound dirty.
03/05/2010
namelesschaos namelesschaos
I voted for clarification as it made me laugh the hardest with "caution" in a close second but they are all awesome.
03/05/2010
Jade Jade
There all really great! But I voted for 11.
03/07/2010
Electrolemming Electrolemming
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
This week in The Bloggess's column on Sexis, she has created several disclaimers so awesome, we can't pick our favorite! And so we turn to you, our community members, to help declare which one is the best. ... More
I think that #4 would be even more awesome if the title were changed from "Clarification" to "I Did This" (ripped from #9), and if the dog icon were replaced with #6's Godzilla.
03/08/2010
Caitlin Lenon Caitlin Lenon
Number 11, with the crushed fingers - no masturbation for YOU! is perfect, but I loves me some Godzirra. Also, as I mentioned elsewhere, the possum kicking incident has got me down, and an autographed ball gag would sure cheer me up!
03/10/2010
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
"...Fantasys would be spelled correctly." FTW!
03/10/2010
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
"...Fantasys would be spelled correctly." FTW!
Yeah, even though Fred has explained that he did it on purpose, that one still made me laugh really hard.
03/10/2010
Miss Jane Miss Jane
Most of these are freakin' hilarious, and I love the Godzilla one.. but I had to vote for Clarification because I almost LOL'd
03/10/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Congratulations to Casie Fletcher Hicks on being chosen as the winner of a Bloggess autographed ball-gag! May she enjoy many ... silent moments with her new toy!
03/18/2010
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Congrats, Casie!
03/18/2010
SydVicious SydVicious
"This isn't Nightline, ya'll" LMAO love it!
03/18/2010
Sammi Sammi
Congratulations, Casie!
03/18/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Yay Casie! It's a fun gag, promise
03/18/2010
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