One of the guys I graduated found out from his younger brother that their older sister was in one of the Girls Gone Wild movies. Apparently, the kid and a couple of buddies were watching porn together and suddenly he saw his sister in on the action. He ran into the bathroom and proceeded to vomit violently into the toilet.
I think, of all the members in my family, I'd be the most likely to end up in a porno. That likelihood, however, is still not very high.
Does anyone have a family member who wouldn't surprise anyone if s/he was discovered in a porno? Like "Oh, yup. That's my cousin. She's looking better these days. Good to know she's found her niche."