Yeah, I'd have to say I check what time it is. Or think about how much I don't want to wake up. And then quickly following those things is checking to see if my cat is on the bed so I can make him cuddle.
First thing I do is go to the bathroom and then I will go have my smoke. My day is usually planned out. After my smoke I will get my son up for school go back to bed after he leaves and get up with the baby when she wakes up. Then it is pick up the house and on the computer. Same crap every day I need a change.
If I did lock the cats out of the room:
After being disappointed that I didn't die in my sleep, I crack an eye at the clock & try to figure out what day it is & if it's day or night. Then I worry about the cats!
If I didn't lock them out of the room:
"OWWW! Get the hell off of me you little stinkweed! Go eat the dry food, dammit! Why must you plague me so?" --that goes for whichever of the 5 are pestering me!