What is the most embarrassing toy or media you have left laying around your home that someone has (has not )found?

I left a book out, cant rember witch one. Ive got like three or four. It was one of the boooks about how to have beter sex or guide or something like that.

The person who found it is really close to me and we sort of laughed together. I wasnt embarresed. If it was someone else it would of been different.

I've left books out and I am pretty sure my parents saw them when we were on vacation, but I'm not sure since they didn't say anything. They were feeding our cat and this was way back in the day when I had just started living with my now husband and I was not a good housekeeper. My dad wanted to be nice and decided to clean the house for us while we were gone..including making our bed..and the books were all stacked on our nightstand.

I have also left bullets out and found my daughter massaging her neck with them. I was like "What are you doing????" and she's like "borrowing your back massager..." I was like "oh well it's mine..here you use this one!" and gave her the actual back massager to use.

I threw an torn-up, old realistic dildo in my office trash and our youngest found it and had a blast whacking his older brother with it until I chased him down and retrieved it. Now I bag my broken ones and take them directly to the main trash can in the garage where they won't bother looking.

I live in a single dorm room in a suite, so my suitemate can technically come into my room, but it's just unspoken "code" that we don't wander into each other's rooms without knocking first. I've gotten sort of used to the privacy thing now, so I just have my favorite discreet toys lying out and about. The other night she came over just to have a chat, and I totally forgot to put away my vibes! I had a Bottle Rockets Nova and an Incognito Lipstick vibe lying out on my table. I didn't even realize they were out until after she left! I was a bit embarrassed, but they were discreet enough that if she hadn't seen them before in a sex shop or something, she wouldn't have known what they were.

I've actually had this happen a couple of times. With two different people. The first time was a pink vibrator/dildo left on the bed. My mother found that one. If that wasn't bad enough, she looked at me and said "Now I see why your grandmother always thinks her calls are *interupting* you." The second time was with my hubby's best friend. My husband wanted to show him something in our room (I can't quite remember what at the time). Once they headed down the hall I remembered that our handcuffs and a new box of condoms (the variety pack, no less) were sitting next to the bed (waiting for the kiddos to go to bed). My husband said he just looked at them and chuckled, kinda like "I know what you two are going to be doing later."

Lube. But no one saw, thank god.

Definitely porn. I was watching it on TV and did NOT notice anybody walking in until a minute later when that member of my family said "...ehem."

...Embarrassing as hell.

One time I always made a deliberate effort to hide my toys but now I am more relaxed about leaving them around. But one time my b/f's masturbation sleeve was left drying on the bathroom window sill when a guest used the facilities. She came out and remarked that I see N. is enjoying himself...what about you??

I've accidentally left a bottle of lube on the shelves of the headboard of our bed. One of my kids (the one with no "filter" in her brain) made a comment. I didn't TELL her to come into our room, sprawl on our bed and make comments. She asked what it was for, knowing full well. Then made a comment that it was "gross, because you guys are old." I laughed and told her to be happy her father and I were still in love and still engaging in the activities which made her and her siblings possible.

Nobody told her to come into my room and make comments.

We have some new policies about giving Mommy and Daddy some more privacy and "No more lying in my bed, I don't go and lie in YOUR bed, do I? This is our Marriage Bed. Stay out of it." That alone was enough to get them to re-evaluate our privacy. When they were babies and toddlers they were welcome in our bed and room. Now, the older ones, particularly don't need to be in there. (The Little One is allowed to watch TV in our room, if she asks, she is a very respectful child and we've had no problems with her at all.)

As a rule, we've had pretty good luck with the whole "Privacy" issue, but at one point our oldest was pushing Boundaries to see what she could get away with. She has since moved out (HUGE sigh) and realizes the importance of Privacy. I NEVER went through her stuff, so she needed to learn to respect ours.

I used to host a lot of get-togethers are my house when I was in Junior High and High School. We would hang out in my room a lot, play video games, etc. Anyways, one of the girls was looking for some nail polish remover so I pointed to a drawer for her to look in, and totally forgot this massive tube of lube that was in there. Yeah, I was mortified. I made up some excuse, but I don't know what.

I'm comfortable with leaving out non-realistic toys as you can't always tell what they are just by looking at them. I also leave out bottles and samples of lube. My family knows what I do, so I don't cover it up too much. However, realistic toys are too over-the-top for casual placement, for my comfort anyway. lol

Well, we are pretty open with the idea of toys, but when some of the "older" generation comes in our home we have been known to have these things out. Well, my mom found a dildo once and she said what is this and picked it up and examined it and was like lotion? Then was like OH, and then put it back down! LOL It was a Blue HUGE dildo!

Then another time we had some of my moms friends help us move and we had a TON of dildos in our closet just thrown in there from previous adventures and not really having the time to pick them up, we just threw them in there, well they found them, but were actually no embarrassed by them!

I'm notorious for leaving condom wrappers out. I was doing some cleaning and managed to come across a good 15 or so that never managed to make their way to the trash, but my family knows that my fiance and I have an active sex life, so unless they're curious about what something is, they usually don't say anything, lol

I left out a catalog with all sorts of DVDs...here is the story...

Today, I was looking through this catalog and I am enjoying myself, looking for a purchase. I hear a knock the door and in comes my father as I was turning the page. Like a true dummy I sit the catalog down and open where I was at... The next page (the one facing up) just happened to be a Gia Darling ad...

I am hoping if he saw the ad he didn't see her penis. Not that there is anything wrong with transgenders, but I just do not want my father to think I am gay... Uncomfortable situations...

I am a dummy sometimes!

Ok this time, I didn't do it. My mom was looking at her toys and had to throw away $300 worth of toys away because they had been "eaten away" by another toy (now she knows not to mix different materials together), and the one that had done the "eating" was left on the counter. My brother walked through the front door, from school, and yelled so loudly, "GROSS MOM, WE EAT HERE!!!". She had totally forgotten she left it there. LOL!!!!

I accidentally left my smart balls out... but hey, a chance to educate never goes to waste! :]

oh I laughed too

Oh lawd this just recently happened to me!!!!!!!!!

A couple of weeks ago I put the kids on the school bus (mile long driveway so you can't see my house in the woods). I went back into the house everything looked fine the front door was locked used my key to get back in and I went upstairs and took out a couple of my rechargeable toys. I always charge them in the master bathroom (which is inside my bedroom) while the kids are at school. They aren't normally in our bathroom but still less to worry about should they venture in there. Figured I'd get a shower and have a lil fun with my pure wand so the pure wand was out as well.

Heard a strange noise downstairs and ended up playing chase with a burglar. He had broken in the garage and I found myself between him and the only way out. He ran upstairs into my bedroom - wtf seriously. Half naked (my clothes being in my bedroom!) I called the police and he ended up getting back downstairs and out the garage. Not being dressed I wasn't exactly gonna chase him. I threw clothes on and waited for the cops.

Cops came searched the house to make sure there was no one left inside and the male cop told me "Mrs. ***, there is no one else in the house or in the bathroom which is a shame." And the other cop laughed. I had forgotten all about the toys being out and had no clue what was remotely funny since I was still freaking out. They left to check the neighborhood and asked me to check to make sure nothing was taken.

I went upstairs to check my room. When I walked into the bathroom I liked to have died. I couldn't even look at them when they came back to see if anything was stolen. I was so embarrassed.

I went back home for Christmas one year and I stayed with my grandparents. I had brought a bunch of adult dvd's and I needed a extra suitcase for them my grandmother told me I didn't know how to pack and I didn't need a extra suitcase and demanded I take everything out of my suitcase. After awhile she just took it upon herself to empty out my suitcase and out came my clothes and movies. She looked at the movies and looked at me then shook her head but never said a word about it. She continued packaging up my stuff like nothing was ever wrong. It's safe to say I was very embarrassed.

I am completely out about my sexuality to my family. They know full well when they come over and choose to go into the master bathroom, there may be toys sitting around my room. It's the one area of the house kids aren't allowed and we like easy access.

my gf's mother found a dildo in the bathroom sink... and then gave us one of those "So that's what you're up to" looks

A long time ago I had sexy semi-nude pictures of myself on my ipod. I think what had happened was I'd accidentally automatically synced everything in a file that I didn't mean to, and then I couldn't figure out how to get them off.

One day while driving around town with a guy friend of mine my ipod entered the conversation, something dealing with it's charge life, and he picked it up from the center console and started fiddling with it. He didn't say anything until after he put it down. "Nice tits btw"

I punched/shoved him. Jokingly. It wasn't too big a deal in the context of our particular relationship, but if it had been between other people I'd been more likely to be somewhat mortified.

My mom found my stash. Hurr.

a porn... see, I actually HID it, but when my parents were helping me move, they found it. It was awkward!

I haven't had this happen to me yet. But if someone came home now. They would get an eye full. Toys, clothes all out.

I always leave glass toys, lube, and porn out...No one has found them yet...lucky me!