--When I am on the toilet during the only earthquake in my area of Montana? (And guess who noticed it due to water splashing her butt???)
--Driving down the road in my hubby's brand new F350 and feeling my boogers going uphill. Had to do a bit of gold digging when he wasn't looking, imagine my surprise when I pulled a tick out, not boogies!!! (Came close but did not wreck the truck, whew!)
--When I took a full grown moose for a ride on the hood of my car and the people at the auto body shop laughed at me....I had to replace the right mirror. That's it.
--When the game warden at the checkstand asked where I shot my deer and I told him through the heart. (I thought he was pretty slow, come to find out he wanted the location of the area we were hunting in...)
There's plenty more where that came from too.....