What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

Contributor: BabyL0ve BabyL0ve
What is the very first thing you do when you open your eyes? What is the first movement you do?

For me, I always check my email on my itouch.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Check phone
11  (22%)
Check email
3  (6%)
Brush your teeth
2  (4%)
Eat
Wash your face
Turn on the lights
Other (explain)
34  (68%)
Total votes: 50
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Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Check my phone for my boyfriend! (And to turn off my alarm)
08/24/2011
Contributor: Screen Door Screen Door
Take birth control, and check my phone.
08/24/2011
Contributor: ily ily
The very first movement? Stumble down the hall and go to the bathroom.

After that I turn on the tv and eat breakfast. I don't talk to anyone (on the phone, texting, or even in the same room as me) or do anything until after I've had something to eat.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
First thing I do is pick up my laptop to see if Master is on and then come on here for a few minutes before the little man comes asking to be let out to the toilet.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by BabyL0ve
What is the very first thing you do when you open your eyes? What is the first movement you do?

For me, I always check my email on my itouch.
Strange to admit, but since 9/11, the first thing I do is flip on the TV. I just want to see that there are no big "live news" events going on. If regular TV is on...anything from infomercial to regular programming, then I know the world is okay this morning and I can flip the set off and go about my day.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Strange to admit, but since 9/11, the first thing I do is flip on the TV. I just want to see that there are no big "live news" events going on. If regular TV is on...anything from infomercial to regular programming, then I know the world is ... more
I feel the same way. The images are still so vivid, I thought I was on the wrong channel, watching a movie instead of the news.

I usually turn on the TV, listen to the news and weather, while I pee and brush my teeth.
08/24/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
Bathroom
08/24/2011
Contributor: catgirl9 catgirl9
Hubby wakes me up by sitting on the bed next to me and kissing me until I wake up, so the first thing I do is kiss him back. Then I get up and make coffee.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
I always have to use the bathroom as soon as I wake up.
08/24/2011
Contributor: FaerieLove FaerieLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
I always have to use the bathroom as soon as I wake up.
I'm the exact same way. As soon as I wake up, I roll over kiss my lover and wander to the bathroom.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I turn off my alarm on my phone, roll out of bed and stumble into the kitchen to make a pot of coffee and then I bring a cup to my husband and get him rolling for work.
08/24/2011
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Check email. Definitely check email. And then poke the computer until I'm actually conscious.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Consistently I'll take my birth control and pee. Sometimes I check my email really quick but not all the time.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Consistently I'll take my birth control and pee. Sometimes I check my email really quick but not all the time.
LOL I had to get up and check to make sure I took my pill. I was like OHHH NOOO. *whew* I did!
08/24/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
Usually go pee lol
08/24/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by BabyL0ve
What is the very first thing you do when you open your eyes? What is the first movement you do?

For me, I always check my email on my itouch.
I start my coffee, turn on the today show, take a shower, take my crazy pills, and then I sit there and bask in silence until my son wakes up.
08/24/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
First thing, I get a drink of water (always on the shelf over my head) then I take my morning meds. (I'm barely awake until then.) Then I pee, wash my face and brush my teeth. The Man comes in from the shower and we often get it on for a while. I see him off (and roll socks, and find him a pair, if he doesn't have any immediately in his line of vision. eyeroll) Then, if it's school time, I get dressed and I make sure my little one is up and the older one is awake, if she's working or going to class. Straighten my little one's hair, make sure she has breakfast and water for school, make sure she has her stuff, lunch, money etc, then off to the bus. Then I grab some food. Then a load of laundry or fill the dishwasher and run it. Sweep the floors, pick up dog hair from the floor, wipe out the tub and make sure the bathroom is fairly clean. Then I can either read for a while or check my mail and Eden. If I'm doing a review, I take pics early in the morning for the review. Or if I'm doing a video, I try to get those started early.

Then, I check my job search sites, and heaven knows what else.. errands, more laundry, oh, make up on,
08/24/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I pee, brush my teeth... sit around til I'm awake. Stretch a little. Take my multi-vitamin, mosey around. Get dressed for work, grab my stuff for school.
08/24/2011
Contributor: jjonk jjonk
i pee first
08/24/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
Most of the time I head straight for the bathroom.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
I get up when my boyfriends alarm goes off. Pee, brush my teeth, make coffee, hop on the computer.
08/24/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
My first stop is usually to pee.
08/24/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
i pee.
08/24/2011
Contributor: guard083 guard083
Turn on my phone
08/24/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I turn off the alarm, stretch, sit up, take meds, hand fiance meds, then put on clothes, and go pee.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by Breas
Usually go pee lol
Same here,

I take a piss with my eyes still half closed. On my way to the coffee machine I clean up my eyes. Start the coffee machine, turn on the TV, then get breakfast going.
08/24/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Shower. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, directly to the shower.
08/24/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I usually pee because it's literally the most pressing thing. lol
08/24/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky21
Shower. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, directly to the shower.
Haha! Yes, this applies to me as well.
08/24/2011