What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

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What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

I was a fairly benign kid in this respect, but I loved hearing stories from my grandpa about his misspent youth. My parents were so strict that there was not much chance to be bad, but I was fascinated by how bad other kids were. What bad thing did you do as a child?
04/17/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

I was a fairly benign kid in this respect, but I loved hearing stories from my grandpa about his misspent youth. My parents were so strict that there was not much chance to be bad, but I was ...
I did all kinds of things, but the real story is my sister. She once poured kerosene in the kiddie swimming pool while I was in it!
04/17/2013
Noelle Noelle
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

I was a fairly benign kid in this respect, but I loved hearing stories from my grandpa about his misspent youth. My parents were so strict that there was not much chance to be bad, but I was ...
Probably shoplifting a few times. Never anything really expensive, a few cassettes (yes, I am that old) and some makeup from Kmart.
04/17/2013
Derekkk Derekkk
Me and another girl in jr. High started a rumor that the girl the whole school bullied had sex with this teacher who was also bullied by the whole school. That's prolly not the worst thing I did!
04/17/2013
cricket cricket
Started a fire
04/18/2013
bratcat bratcat
I was kind of a terrible person for a little bit there in high school, thinking it would be fun to be like Mean Girls and once made someone laxative brownies to give to them just for fun. We didn't end up bringing them to school and giving them to the person as intend (which i'm very happy never actually happened, because they were super nice and i hate myself for even thinking it would be a "funny" thing to do), but the person living with me at the time did eat them and at the time we were fighting so i thought that was pretty funny - and i dont feel totally terrible about it since they ended up sealing my moms credit cards and left one day owing us a bunch of money.

I've never done something so terrible since.
04/18/2013
Hummingbird Hummingbird
Crossed the street on my way home from grammar school when told not to. Of course I fell in the creek and got found out.
04/18/2013
K101 K101
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

I was a fairly benign kid in this respect, but I loved hearing stories from my grandpa about his misspent youth. My parents were so strict that there was not much chance to be bad, but I was ...
Hmmm... Well, I don't know. I think I'd have to break it down in age groups. LOL. Like from 12 years old and younger, probably the worst thing I did was steal a little keychain from wal-mart, or when I was 4, I stole this barbie doll jacket from my Pre-K classroom toy box! LOL. I played with that stupid jacket everyday and finally one day, we were about to have to leave class to go home for the day when I realized it was right in my hand. And I was so not done playing with it. I don't know that I ever even put the damn jacket on a barbie, but I always liked it, so I just pocketed it to take it home and put it on MY barbie. I thought I might bring it back, but you know.. my mom kinda noticed I had a new barbie jacket. LOL. It was like a patchwork jacket & one strip was seethrough and sparkly and it had these sequins and pink and white polka dots. A totally cool jacket. I would wear the damn thing if it fit me! LOL.

Then, probably nothing worse than those two things until I became a teenager. Then I'm sure there were plenty. Partying... stuff like that, but never anything cruel except once me and my best girlfriend peed in this really really terrible girl's dirnk and watched her drink it. She really deserved it though. Seriously. Anybody would agree if they knew how she was! Lol. Look at me justifying it. But I didn't feel guilty. I knew I'd get paid back (karma) and I accepted that from the moment I did it. And I got paid back too! About last year (remember I committed my pee-act back in 8th grade!) And I got paid back last year & I knew as soon as it happened it was my pay back for that day. LOL. I knew it would come one day, but it was something I was willing to accept if it meant me peeing in her drink. LOL Actually, I've been paid back at least twice because I actually drank urine two times since then! One was far more recent though. LOL. And if we count all the times I've drank ants, gnats and probably more, I think I've been paid back tenfold!
04/18/2013
K101 K101
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
What's the worst thing you did as a kid?

I was a fairly benign kid in this respect, but I loved hearing stories from my grandpa about his misspent youth. My parents were so strict that there was not much chance to be bad, but I was ...
Now, now now, dear Wicked Wahine. You didn't think we'd notice, but umm... where is your confession!? Lol. I'm kidding. Heck probably the worst thing you done wasn't even that bad. You're a kind hearted one! I am too though and well, we see that I still did something pretty bad. But we can't forget she deserved it! Fully. Completely deserved it. In fact, we let her off GOOD considering the horror she put us through. Well, me mostly. I still live with it.

So anything you'd like to share there little lady? Lol. What's the worst you did? Even if it was small. Ok you don't really have to tell. I'm just playin' with ya.
04/18/2013
Peggi Peggi
The thing about me being bad...I couldn't do anything bad without getting caught! Here are the examples which include all of my bad childhood things:

1) I forged my mom and dad's signature on a report card when I was in the 6th grade because my teacher was failing me and I didn't want my parents to think I was 'stupid' because I was doing poorly in math...so I forged it. Would've been perfect, if I understood how transfer paper worked and that when you first write it in pencil and copy over in pen and erase the little pencil marks, it shows up on the copy underneath...busted! Not to mention grounded for a week!

2) I thought it would be fun to skip school one day, in the 11th grade, so I convinced one of my best friends and my boyfriend at the time to skip with me. We went into the woods and at the lake near our school. It just so happened that that particular day my boyfriend had submitted a letter to the office to ride home with me on my bus. We had no idea they'd call him out of class at the end of the day to just get his signature that he was riding my bus...so when they saw he wasn't in class, they came to find me...who wasn't in class along with my friend. The cop who worked at our school saw us from across the lake, and we ran. We thought we were safe, but then when we got back to the school to catch the bus...there were 3 teachers and a principal with their arms crossed. My dad still makes fun of me to this day, at age 25, for getting caught that day. I didn't get in trouble because my parents found it more amusing that I cried hysterically thinking I was going to jail.

3) I ended up actually arrested, because I thought at age 17 I could shoplift an $80 fake leather top. My friends did it, so why would it be so bad if I just took this ONE thing...oh yeah. Because when I do bad things, I ALWAYS get caught! I took off that evil little plastic piece with the dye just fine. I didn't, however, take off the little sticky metal strip from the price tag. Nice going. Alarms went off, I thought my parents were going to make me go to a home for delinquents or something, and I ended up arrested. Got community service because rather than run I broke down and while crying told them I'd tried to steal something so they didn't press charges..but I was banned from the mall for a year. My dad also teases me about this relentlessly. I never got in trouble at home. He found it too amusing that I thought I was going to be kicked out of the house or be locked up in jail until I was 21 or something. He always points the store out to me or when there's an ad for something leather-related, he brings it up. Hah, my dad is pretty cool that way, he figures the lessons I learn are punishment enough.

Other than that, I've gotten speeding tickets, and got OUT of a ticket (I have no idea how I was that lucky) but I was on my phone and was pulled over, he asked if I knew what I was pulled over for, I hoped it was speeding but he said I was texting. I said I wasn't. He said he saw my phone, so I said "I wasn't texting, I was on facebook." He started laughing so hard, he let me go with a warning. He did follow me for a LONG while, but somehow I got out of that one...but I have gotten maybe 5 or 6 of those traffic cam tickets (2 I fought in court and won because I was going the speed limit, and the camera basically was inaccurate) and a ticket for talking on the phone while driving even though I was at a stop light (I don't talk on the phone when I'm driving, I am afraid I'd get lost in the conversation and not pay attention). ANNND that's about it for my history of badness...

So, as you can see, this is why I tried to be a good kid. I can't get away with ANYTHING! I guess I'm just too much of a 'good girl' to successfully do bad things!
04/18/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Peggi
The thing about me being bad...I couldn't do anything bad without getting caught! Here are the examples which include all of my bad childhood things:

1) I forged my mom and dad's signature on a report card when I was in the 6th grade ...
Oh, man you would be the worst thief ever, ha ha! I'm kidding, but really I am so impressed you told me all that! You can't get a break except that your parents were easy going! Thanks for answering!

@Kendra, I'm glad I have you fooled about my kindness! I had an almighty & justifiable fear of my parents' wrath! No way did I do anything bad except maybe a snarky comment or two in high school that someone might have overheard?

Oh, I do remember a Barbie related one, too! I was 4 & took my cousin's Barbie when we left their house, well, because she was pretty! Got nailed walking to the car & even though my cousin let me have it, my parents wouldn't let me keep it & I got paddled big time! See, Barbie led us to a life of crime! I'm surprised she didn't cause you to shop lift later in life after seeing all her fabulous clothes! Bitch done us wrong!
04/18/2013
melissa1973 melissa1973
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Originally posted by Peggi
The thing about me being bad...I couldn't do anything bad without getting caught! Here are the examples which include all of my bad childhood things:

1) I forged my mom and dad's signature on a report card when I was in the 6th grade ...
When in I'd say the 5th grade, I'd pocket a pack of gum every time we went to a store it didn't matter what store. We were about to check out and as I started pocketing my last pack when mom saw me, made me put it back and check my pocket. Good thing she did not check the other pocket that had my loot from a previous store.

High school I started smoking at the front of the school while waiting on the bus with some friends.

When I got out of school, I moved into a place that had a curfew, I rarely made it but didn't hear any flak from it. Except the day I left there, I stayed overnight with my parents, when they took me back the security detail was trying to take me to their idea of jail.

Then there have been a few stores that I have been banned from for shoplifting. Which it wasn't me, some so called friends were just stuffing my purse, and I don't even use one.

I married the first person that asked because I really wanted to FK a cop in California. He won't play with signle chicks they had to be married for him to play. The marriage lasted a year and the cop lasted 2 almost 3 and yes he was worth it.

Let us see 2 maybe 3-traffic tickets. One for no insurance, I drove the same car on a paper plate for a year. Other than that I haven’t done anything bad since 2003.

Oh I forgot I helped make a video for my STEP cousin with his wife for his birthday. The tape was stashed in his closet when her teenage daughter found and watched it (OOPS). The mom felt so bad about taking the video which was her idea mind you. She tried to use it as a grounds for a divorce. The judge saw right through it.
04/18/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
Got arrested for trespassing and vandalism, but we didn't know what we were doing really.
04/18/2013
SourAppleMartini SourAppleMartini
I wrote nasty things about my former friend right on her front door. What an idiot I was. We actually became friends again after a couple of years .
04/18/2013
Zombirella Zombirella
I remember I stole a chapstick from K-Mart once. No one knew, but I felt SO bad about it. I was probably 5 or 6.

Then I remember taking quarters off my dad's dresser as a kid and going down the street to the store to buy candy. I don't know if he didn't keep track of his change, or just didn't care, but I did that often, lol, oops!

I watched a friend break into another friend's house and go in, take money, and then went to the store with her to get candy. I ended up telling on that girl though. I ate candy, and felt guilty at the same time. Turns out that girl stole a diamond bracelet too from the mom, but she got it back because I ratted her out.
04/18/2013
MrWill MrWill
Some vandalism, calling the cops and then running and hiding in the woods and watching them search all around a community center, oh... and the fun that could be had with real chemistry sets... ;-)
04/18/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Hummingbird
Crossed the street on my way home from grammar school when told not to. Of course I fell in the creek and got found out.
You & js250 have to stay away from creeks! (in another of my discussions she said her earliest memory was: "Falling in the creek when my swingset tipped over...I was almost two."
04/18/2013
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