I said I sleep on the right side of the bed, but apparently I sleep on the left. My husband is constantly making fun of me for mixing them up and I think sometimes he does these things just to make me forget which is right.
So if we're laying on the bed next to each other, on our backs, I am on the right side. He says that's not how you tell which side of the bed you sleep on, you have to stand at the foot of the bed and look at the headboard, so I sleep on the left. I'll just start sleeping in the middle to avoid all of this confusion in the future.