WIERD Sex Poll: We all must have experienced it AT LEAST once

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WIERD Sex Poll: We all must have experienced it AT LEAST once

Stellar Stellar
My dearest community! We've been talking about the first times a lot already, but I still think the topic is not fully discussed

So here's a funny poll for you to dive in your a bit embarrassing memories - trying any of those types of sex would be quite a test. I bet we all have experienced at least some of them, and I'm sure they have made really amusing memories!

Mark any point you've tried - be honest, even a little gross experience with time becomes an excellent story - and share those endeavors in the comments. After all, the Aprils' Fools Day is coming, and we should prepare some anecdotes to face it properly - in our own, sexy and funny style

To set an example, I will share one of mine. Honestly, I think I've engaged in all twelve types of this awkward sex past last year, but the most memorable one was the "definitely too drunk to have sex" sex. It was my fiance's birthday, and we had two bottles of tequila for two - such a romantic evening. Anything we've tried to do later was more like cirque du soleil type of thing, but when we've interrupted our session for the forth time, because both of us wanted to get yet another piece of that majestic chocolate cake - with bare fingers, of course, because who needs forks? - that was the second I knew it is one of the most embarrassing yet the funniest sex experiences I've ever had or will have

P.S. For sure, the funniest story will get a gag prize - I'll disclose it later. And now - HAVE FUN

Credit for pictures goes to those wonderful guys
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
The “weirdly sticky experimental food” sex. 1
11
The “we haven’t done it in this room before” sex. 2
15
The “tried to do a sexy striptease but was wearing skinny jeans” sex. 3.
7
The “probably too hungover to have sex” sex. 5
10
The “definitely too drunk to have sex” sex. 6
11
The “shower sex is meant to be great” sex. 7
14
The “my housemates are right outside the door so we have to be silent” sex. 8
15
The “I want to be able to say I’ve had sex outside” sex. 9
11
The “having sex on the floor makes it extra passionate” sex. 10
15
The “I saw the position in porn and thought it looked super cool” sex. 11
13
The “super lazy, but seriously satisfying Sunday afternoon” sex. 12
14
Total votes: 136 (21 voters)
Poll is closed
Mar 15, 8:44 am
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OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
I'm/we are 11 for 12. No skinny jeans. Sharing may come later. Little busy at the moment.
Mar 15, 1:56 pm
Brandiewhy Brandiewhy
Just last week, my husband decided he wanted to get the flogger and paddle out for a fun little spanking session. We thought our son (who's room is directly across from ours) was sound asleep. (He's 9, by the way)
We started our session and while I was keeping my shreiks/moans/gasps to a minimum and into a pillow, there is nothing you can do to mask the sound of a flogger or paddle hitting bare skin.
We go on for about 10 minutes, and we hear "Dad! What are you DOING in there?"
My husband responds "Im just hitting all the dirt out of my boots for work tomorrow son, go back to sleep!" and my son replied "IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE IT! LEAVE MOM ALONE!"

We couldnt even finish, we about died laughing!

Anytime my husband pats my ass, or jokingly spanks me, our son reminds us to "KNOCK IT OFF". lol
Mar 17, 2:44 am
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by Brandiewhy
Just last week, my husband decided he wanted to get the flogger and paddle out for a fun little spanking session. We thought our son (who's room is directly across from ours) was sound asleep. (He's 9, by the way)
We started our session ...
I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes a "chip off the old block". I had a gf once who witness her parents doing it doggie style. Naturally she wanted to try it with me.
Mar 18, 3:21 pm
unfulfilled unfulfilled
My most embarrassing moment was when my husband and I were teenagers and my now brother in law walked in on us. I didn't want to face him for a long time after that.
Mar 18, 9:51 pm
symbiasin symbiasin
I have a quiet neighborhood, with apts. close together. I had a 'nice meeting you, goodbye' date gone wrong.

He took me out to a nice dinner and brought me home,fine so far.

Then I asked him a very naive question and he did a Jekyll/ Hyde transformation. I was new to toys and just wanted help with the batteries. (Skip to the embarrassing part) He turned extra LOUD and nothing would shut him up. At one point, he was jumping up and down naked on the bed YELLING for everyone to hear! 'YOU'VE STILL GOT IT!!' (that's nice to know...now everyone else knows ) He left, still yelling as though my nearest neighbor was a mile away

He was not drunk or even tipsy .
Mar 20, 10:16 am
Stellar Stellar
Wow, it seems that the most popular awkward sex type is the "passionate" one on the floor! But I don't see any stories about it. C'mon, people, we could all use a laugh or two together.
Mar 21, 7:35 am
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
I have a quiet neighborhood, with apts. close together. I had a 'nice meeting you, goodbye' date gone wrong.

He took me out to a nice dinner and brought me home,fine so far.

Then I asked him a very naive question and he did a ...
Well at least you got a nice dinner. Right ?
Mar 21, 5:43 pm
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by Stellar
Wow, it seems that the most popular awkward sex type is the "passionate" one on the floor! But I don't see any stories about it. C'mon, people, we could all use a laugh or two together.
I wish that I had a good story for you, but I actually love having sex on the floor! I don't usually go for it because it's particularly "passionate," but it's generally combined with the "housemates are right outside the door" sex. If we're going to be going at it hard enough that the movement of the bed would be too loud and there's someone that we don't want to overhear, then to the floor (or bent over a dresser) it is.

It's funny, because I also love sex outside/in public places and in other rooms, and I've never had an awkward experience with either that I can think of.

I'll have to think about what my most embarrassing moment has been and see if I can share a good story. =) I don't usually get all that embarrassed by things in the bedroom, but I'm sure that there's something awful to laugh at. Otherwise, maybe I can share a girlfriend's story as my own - I know the perfect one.
Mar 21, 8:04 pm
symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Well at least you got a nice dinner. Right ?
Yeah....he was quiet then, and thinking back, not that bad....he just turned the volume up A LOT!
Mar 22, 11:07 am
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I had a partner for a while who would get randy at the most strangest of moments.

The most common one was that she and I would be watching TV on the couch and she would suddenly begin stripping her pants or flipping her skirt up and expect me to fuck then and there without any warning.

It got so habitual that knee marks formed in the soft fabric of the couch.

The funniest moment however was when we had been watching a movie one afternoon, she lifted her skirt, pulling her panties to one side before assuming the usual position on the couch.

I didn't even notice as I was so absorbed in the film, so she moved over and began rubbing up against me. Then I noticed what she wanted and I was like, "this is a good part" she pouted so cutely that I gave in, but I really wanted to get it over with as soon as I could so as to get back to the film. When the ad break came on, I dropped my pants and pushed into her.

The sex was a bit more rough/forceful than usual, I didn't even care about cumming I just kept thrusting and thrusting and thrusting, harder and harder. Then when the station ID came on, meaning the film was about to recommence, I pushed her down over the side of the couch and pounded into her as hard as I could as fast as my hips could move.

She screamed her release and collapsed over the armrest spent and silent. I pulled out and flopped back into my spot to watch the rest of the film, my hard erection throbbing in disappointment but I did not care.

That's how I got to see AVATAR.
Mar 23, 10:47 am
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I had a partner for a while who would get randy at the most strangest of moments.

The most common one was that she and I would be watching TV on the couch and she would suddenly begin stripping her pants or flipping her skirt up and expect me ...
I guess she wasn't into the movie as much as you. We've also had an experience like this. Darn, commercials are too long most the time.

Couldn't you have just left your member in and let her squeeze and grind on it ?
"Do your kegels, women !" Sounds like this would have been an opportune time to use a couples toy with the controls in your hands.

I guess you guys are fortunate there. Avatar not released here yet for tv viewing.
Mar 23, 1:30 pm
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I guess she wasn't into the movie as much as you. We've also had an experience like this. Darn, commercials are too long most the time.

Couldn't you have just left your member in and let her squeeze and grind on it ? ...
Lol. I have done the whole lap dance/lap sex thing in the past but it is very hard to concentrate thought I have played xbox while fitted snugly within my fellow player. Puts a whole new meaning on the term 2 player games and first person shooters.
Mar 24, 8:04 am
Steddy Steddy
interesting ideas
Mar 24, 3:46 pm
Deja-vu Dream Deja-vu Dream
Everyone has one, so let's hear it! What is your most awkard or embarrassing sexual encounter?
Jul 15, 1:52 am
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