I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen to be laying in bed when I called and I noticed he was hard as a rock...I asked him if I could "take care of it." I'm pretty sure I used the words "I can suck it if you want." Thankfully, the voicemail started asking if we wanted to keep or delete the message...needless to say, DELETE DELETE DELETE!! Has this ever happened to you or am I just that unlucky?