The worst voicemail ever left...

Contributor: Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen to be laying in bed when I called and I noticed he was hard as a rock...I asked him if I could "take care of it." I'm pretty sure I used the words "I can suck it if you want." Thankfully, the voicemail started asking if we wanted to keep or delete the message...needless to say, DELETE DELETE DELETE!! Has this ever happened to you or am I just that unlucky?
05/03/2012
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Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
LOL at least you got the choice to delete I count that as LUCKY. It's probably happened to me before without my knowing (my family members would never bring it up haha)....my phone hates me.
05/03/2012
Contributor: Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
Yea, I would have died if I wasn't able to delete it...ugh!
05/03/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
LOL!!! That's hilarious!
05/03/2012
Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
Omg how embarrassing would that have been if it actually went through?! Lmao. I've never sent a bad voicemail by accident but I've sent dirty texts that had almost been sent to my dad by accident. But I've canceled the texts on time before it actually went through! Thank God. Hahhaa.
05/03/2012
Contributor: Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
My heart was racing...I couldn't stop laughing afterwards though. My boyfriend and I got a kick out of it.
05/03/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
That is too funny. That never happened to me. Though, when I was living with my mom and dad. My dad had knocked on the door. We had 5 seconds to stop. And the door popped open. Both of us laid there and talked to my dad for over an hour naked holding the blanket up to our shoulders. LOL
05/03/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by Beck
That is too funny. That never happened to me. Though, when I was living with my mom and dad. My dad had knocked on the door. We had 5 seconds to stop. And the door popped open. Both of us laid there and talked to my dad for over an hour naked ... more
This happened to me and my fiance. He put a lock on the door now until we can get a place. We had to lay there "spooning" while he was still inside me because his mom is rude and has no respect for a closed door. But she stood there carrying on a conversation. She still has tried to open the door even though it's locked now.
05/03/2012
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Oh my! So glad you were able to delete that. That could have been quite awkward! I don't recall anything like that ever happening to me, so I guess if it did, I blocked it from my memory! LOL
05/03/2012
Contributor: voenne voenne
LOL. I would be so MORTIFIED. Thank goodness it asked if you wanted to delete it! Sometimes things like that happen to me, too, because my phone can be gimicky and not lock.

I've gotten both funny and really strange accidental voicemails before, though. This one time, while I was still living with my mom, I played the messages and listened to this one that was a few minutes long. I heard someone walking, and this weird breathing or wind, or something... and then some squeaky gates opening... and then some deep, whispering voice that sounded unhuman, like a demonic incantation. Seriously, it sounded like some sort of ancient language, nothing was comprehensible. I was SO weirded out.
05/03/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Lickable Lollie
I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen ... more



You are SOOOO lucky!!
05/03/2012
Contributor: Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
He saw that I called and called me back a few hours ago. I was nervous answering the phone in case it didn't actually delete it for some reason. All is good!!
05/03/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
I've almost done similar things... just plain old bad...
05/03/2012
Contributor: michael scofield michael scofield
lmfao
05/05/2012
Contributor: blacklodge blacklodge
This happened to me once. I guess I left the phone on the bed and it called my mother. She was asleep so it ended up leaving a SIX MINUTE long voicemail of just sex noises. She called me back and I hit ignore the first time and then she immediately called back. I figured it was super important so we took a break and I answered it. She was in tears, crying and screaming if I was okay. I was so confused because I didn't know I'd left a sex noise voicemail. She didn't think it was sex noises because she only listened to about 10 seconds of it and thought I was being hurt or was in pain. After I got her calmed down she explained that she thought I'd been kidnapped or something and was calling for help. Apparently I whimper sometimes during sex. :/ Super embarrassing. My mom is the greatest at over-reacting.
05/05/2012
Contributor: 31 Flavors 31 Flavors
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Originally posted by blacklodge
This happened to me once. I guess I left the phone on the bed and it called my mother. She was asleep so it ended up leaving a SIX MINUTE long voicemail of just sex noises. She called me back and I hit ignore the first time and then she immediately ... more
I would have died.
05/05/2012
Contributor: 31 Flavors 31 Flavors
I've been on the receiving end of one of those messages. I deleted it and never let them know.
05/05/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Never happened to me.
05/05/2012
Contributor: Peaches2000 Peaches2000
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Originally posted by Lickable Lollie
I almost left a horrible voicemail on my dad's phone...I called him to ask what he was up to this weekend, and shut the phone. Turns out it was on speaker or something because it didn't end the call when I shut the phone!! My guy and I happen ... more
That is an awesome story and totally . I don't think I have ever experienced this before, but will forever be on warning thanks to your tell!
05/05/2012
Contributor: Feisty Feisty
ahaha. no thats never happened to me
07/12/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
That's....spectacularl y unlucky and lucky. I've had roommates walk in and have long conversations with me when I've been naked under the covers with a girl, but I've never really cared about what they thought.
07/13/2012