Would you let your mom help organize your sex toys?

Contributor: LadyJiyae LadyJiyae
My Mum just recently came out of the closet after 20+ years. I had already had a few girlfriends before this happened. We can talk about anything and everything. Sex is just sex, who cares? Plus if you store your toys properly (like you should be doing anyways) she doesn't have to touch them, just the packaging or bags, and therefore there is nothing to be "weirded" out by. No big deal in my book.
09/03/2012
Contributor: Rory Rory
NO NO NO!!!
09/03/2012
Contributor: Boyfriend Boyfriend
No I'm a very private person.
09/03/2012
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
No. Not a chance.
09/03/2012
Contributor: tortilla tortilla
I would find that too awkward
09/03/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
Nope that won't be happening anytime soon.
09/04/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
It wouldn't bother me but if it bothers you than you have every right to tell her thank you but you don't want her help
09/04/2012
Contributor: icelandia icelandia
ye gods no
09/04/2012
Contributor: anonkitty anonkitty
Oh. Oh my goodness. No one in my family will ever known that I own any, much less that see them. In fact, I'm getting a large locked box and chucking everything in that my friend will pick up from the family should something happen to me.
09/04/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Nooooo. I am in the process of moving and I even ended up throwing toys away rather than let my parents who were helping me pack see them. D:
09/08/2012
Contributor: Voir Voir
I'm pretty sure that would freak both of us out a bit, my mom is kind of traditional ._. and not all that erm... comfortable even talking about sex as far as I've experienced. She is always kind of awkward about it. So no she probably wouldn't help and I would never ask.
12/13/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Heck no. But my "collection" is small so I don't really need any organizing anyway.
12/13/2012
Contributor: koola1d88 koola1d88
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Originally posted by - Kira -
I finally decided to tell my mom about me reviewing. We're selling our house and she's been coming over to help us get it ready for showing. We had been moving our mass storage in and out of the garage every weekend which got to be a pain. ... more
honestly i wouldn't care if she wanted to.....the help would be great....if i had that much
12/13/2012
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
No! No! No!
12/13/2012
Contributor: Kat and Aaron(aaron) Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Ummmmm...no.
12/14/2012
Contributor: iabicpl09 iabicpl09
No way
12/14/2012
Contributor: Pandwhora Pandwhora
Not sure. My mom knows about my toys, knows that I've sold them and I've even given her a bullet or two. I've showed her my new toys I've received in the mail but for her to actually help organize my collection, I'm not sure about that one.
12/14/2012
Contributor: tovehunter tovehunter
Oh god, it's too awkward to even think about.
12/14/2012
Contributor: Living Doll Living Doll
Um, no. I am by no means a prude but I wouldn't be comfortable with that at all.
12/14/2012
Contributor: spiced spiced
Nooooo...

Back when I was still in school and living at home, my mom stumbled onto my small stash of porn and condoms. We made an understanding: she wouldn't snoop and I'd keep everything more discreetly tucked away (and if/when I had sex, it would be safe sex).

It was a good understanding. I think going through sex toys with my mom would have scarred me for life!
12/15/2012
Contributor: LoganAshlee. LoganAshlee.
It's pretty weird but it'll be more awkward if you kick up about it
03/01/2013
Contributor: amie.snape amie.snape
I would never let my mother know about them- I am in college, and still living at home- I don't even have my toys delivered to the house, they are delivered to my best friend's address. (I have hid them very well. )
03/01/2013
Contributor: amie.snape amie.snape
Quote:
Originally posted by anonkitty
Oh. Oh my goodness. No one in my family will ever known that I own any, much less that see them. In fact, I'm getting a large locked box and chucking everything in that my friend will pick up from the family should something happen to me.
I am doing the EXACT same thing!
03/01/2013
Contributor: purpledesert purpledesert
I could never do that- as cool as my parents are with that type of thing, there are some things that they best not know about or see.
03/01/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
I've shown my mom a couple of my toys. She thinks they're a waste of money. She has her vibrator, which is a piece of crap, and she doesn't take care of it. I saw it when I was helping her organize her stuff. She just doesn't get why I like toys. So she would probably just guilt trip me about spending the money.

My dad would just roll his eyes, but understand. I remember in HS, finding his and my step-dad's dildos. He knows what's up. lol
03/03/2013
Contributor: DawnStar DawnStar
For me, it depends.
03/03/2013
Contributor: Toy Fiend Toy Fiend
hell no I would never allow my mom to see my collection unless she found it accidentally
03/03/2013
Contributor: SecondStory SecondStory
No bloody way in hell.
03/03/2013
Contributor: James Axel James Axel
That would be horrible. I would never do that ever.
03/03/2013
Contributor: Life's Little Secrets Life's Little Secrets
My parents have no idea that I even have sex toys. My parents are so old fashioned it isn't even funny.
03/03/2013