Would you rather....?

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Would you rather....?

BabyL0ve BabyL0ve
Pretend that you are not married or in a relationship. You are absolutely single.

So would you rather?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Marry your true love
68  (92%)
Have a threesome with 2 of your favorite celebrities
6  (8%)
Total votes: 74
Poll is closed
08/23/2011
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MileHighPilot MileHighPilot
Celebrities would most likely be a huge letdown in person. After all the mental build up and fantasizing, they don't stand a chance of being as cool as I'd expect them to be.
08/23/2011
Errant Venture Errant Venture
I don't do a lot of build up and fantasizing, so it'd be okay with me. I really, really wanted to do the second one, but I just had to pick the first. Stupid conscience.
08/23/2011
sarki sarki
I'd choose the threesome cause I have done the marriage thing and that's a major let down
At least if the threesome is crappy it will only last an hour or so
08/23/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
I don't understand the question. I have a choice between marrying the man I love, or fucking a couple of celebrities?

Would many people have any problem deciding? Once one has fucked these celebs, in this made up world, would then marrying your intended be disallowed?

I guess I think about this type of question too literally.
08/23/2011
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I don't understand the question. I have a choice between marrying the man I love, or fucking a couple of celebrities?

Would many people have any problem deciding? Once one has fucked these celebs, in this made up world, would then ...
So did I

I mean, I'm in love with Johnny Depp, but I'm not his true love.
So I get ONE roll in the hay, which MAY be disappointing but then I'll be miserable and without my true love for the rest of my life?

Sorry Captain Jack, but I'd pick love.
08/23/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
So did I

I mean, I'm in love with Johnny Depp, but I'm not his true love.
So I get ONE roll in the hay, which MAY be disappointing but then I'll be miserable and without my true love for the rest of my life?

Sorry ...
Johnny Depp (Homer Simpson drooling noises...) But, no. My Man wins out. He doesn't look anything like Depp (he looks just like Hugh Laurie, the dude who plays House, who I also find hot) but My Man is MINE!
08/23/2011
Illusional Illusional
My guy doesn't look like anyone I don't think, but I'm pretty sure I love him and want to be with him forever.
08/23/2011
Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Johnny Depp (Homer Simpson drooling noises...) But, no. My Man wins out. He doesn't look anything like Depp (he looks just like Hugh Laurie, the dude who plays House, who I also find hot) but My Man is MINE!
Homer Simpson drooling noises, LOL.
08/23/2011
systematicweasel systematicweasel
Celebrities are tempting, but it doesn't beat what I have and will always have ^^
08/23/2011
sktb0007 sktb0007
definitely soulmate
08/23/2011
LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
It was actually difficult but the thing is, I've never had a threesome and heard that sometimes they're more awkward than they're worth, plus that's just one experience. That doesn't beat happily ever after
08/23/2011
toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I don't understand the question. I have a choice between marrying the man I love, or fucking a couple of celebrities?

Would many people have any problem deciding? Once one has fucked these celebs, in this made up world, would then ...
Well, maybe the true love option is just making the search and success easy, because you're supposed to be looking at the question as a totally single person. A single person who would then have to go on many a date, get into a relationship, maybe get dumped, etc. OR, if you choose that option, magically find and be with the true love. I guess? I think you'd still be allowed to marry your love after the threesome, but you'd have to find and date them first.
08/23/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Kind of a no brainer - why would anyone choose a celebrity, or two or ten. They're just people like you and me. Chances are they are no better in bed than your partner. People put way too much emphasis on celebrity - as if they somehow know about the environment or politics than we do - nonsense - nothing could be further from the truth!
08/23/2011
ijako9 ijako9
A lifetime of happiness vs an hour or two of pleasure... No brainer
08/23/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I don't really have any favorite celebrities, and celebs don't really do anything for me.
08/23/2011
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by ijako9
A lifetime of happiness vs an hour or two of pleasure... No brainer
Ditto.
08/23/2011
guard083 guard083
Marry your true love. Awesome poll though
08/23/2011
DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
08/23/2011
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Lifetime happiness for sure.
08/23/2011
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by BabyL0ve
Pretend that you are not married or in a relationship. You are absolutely single.

So would you rather?
I hear a lot of people say that sex is not as good when your married so stay single. I must be the exception then because its actually gotten better since I have been married so a threesome or sex that just gets better the more your know your partners body.... Gotta go with marry your true love.
08/23/2011
tickle me pink tickle me pink
Quote:
Originally posted by ijako9
A lifetime of happiness vs an hour or two of pleasure... No brainer
Well said.
08/23/2011
C-Rae C-Rae
Marry my true love
08/23/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
I'm going for the celebrities cause I DON'T want marriage! I'd prefer not to have all that cost and then major cost when it doesn't last - cause most don't!
Ya can still live ya life with someone without all the marriage drama.
08/23/2011
FaerieLove FaerieLove
Celebrities are probably super selfish in bed but my true love sure as hell an't
08/23/2011
Purpleladybug Purpleladybug
I would marry my true love of course!
08/25/2011
IslandGoddess IslandGoddess
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
So did I

I mean, I'm in love with Johnny Depp, but I'm not his true love.
So I get ONE roll in the hay, which MAY be disappointing but then I'll be miserable and without my true love for the rest of my life?

Sorry ...
Same here I agree with you i'll pick love.
09/01/2011
SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
Marry my true love... If I can ever convience him to take the plunge =P
09/02/2011
KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
I live in a city where I see celebs all the time and could care less for them. My man is the only one I wanna have sex with.
09/02/2011
DreamWolf DreamWolf
A good fuck, even if lasting for a week, couldn't replace a lifetime of sheer bliss...
12/25/2011
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