God, I love China (Mystery Mushroom Take II)

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God, I love China (Mystery Mushroom Take II)

Woman China Woman China
Youtube link with subtitles

About a week ago, I posted a little news story here at EF and my blog about a mystery mushroomfound in Xi'an that low and behold was not a mushroom at all, but a male masturbator.

Well... a street cleaner found more, and has spawned a whole new industry. Selling some tossed out male masturbators for as much as 3,000USD. If you watch the video you can tell that some people just find it hilarious. That the "eye" does not grow until it is more mature, and that "it's been seen on TV so it must be true".

Enjoy the chuckles, I know quite a few Chinese folks here who are loving the story and getting lots of laughs. My favourite was one of the teachers who is such a prude saying, "It must have been a foreigner who did not put it in the rubbish bin. Only foreigners would be such immoral devils and have such items." I personally loved my response, "That's why over 70% of sex toys made globally are sold here? And why the Sexpo raked in a few billion dollars this year in Shanghai? Immoral devils indeed! We learnt it from the Chinese sex museums."
06/27/2012
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js250 js250
I laughed so hard I cried!! However, there is a huge part of me that feels so bad for that poor, young news reporter. I am seriously in awe of the innocence of the people involved....what a wonderful and complex culture.
06/27/2012
Woman China Woman China
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Originally posted by js250
I laughed so hard I cried!! However, there is a huge part of me that feels so bad for that poor, young news reporter. I am seriously in awe of the innocence of the people involved....what a wonderful and complex culture.
Precisely that my darling, is why I love this country so much. They are aware of so many things, but refuse to beleive it happens to them. They forget that they are human first not Chinese. It's the snooty ones like some of my co-workers I have issues with!!!
06/27/2012
potstickers potstickers
I couldn't watch the youtube video for some reason.
06/28/2012
potentialslayer potentialslayer
That video was hilarious! I felt a little bad for that reporter too, but it's still pretty funny. I'm Chinese and I definitely know my grandparents are the type to buy into this "mystery mushroom" stuff, muahaha.
07/11/2012
ghalik ghalik


Are orange jumpsuits the fashion there now?
07/11/2012
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