Sex toy attacker: What toy do you think she used?

Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
I came across this and thought it was a riot! OK, it was a clear, rigid feminine pleasure device. What toy do you think she used?





Sex toy attacker pleads guilty

GURNEE, Ill. (UPI) -- An Illinois woman accused of striking a police officer with a sex toy pleaded guilty to drunken driving and theft charges.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was sentenced to six months of periodic imprisonment and 30 months of probation after pleading guilty Monday in a Lake County court to felony aggravated driving under the influence and a misdemeanor count of theft, the Waukegan News Sun reported Thursday.

Prosecutors said Bildsten, who was pulled over and charged with driving under the influence Sept. 5, faced the theft charge due to a separate incident in which she left a Joe's Crab Shack restaurant without paying her bill. She was found by a Gurnee police officer and given a ride home, where she claimed to have money for the restaurant bill, and upon arriving attacked the officer with "a clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device," a police report said.

Bildsten had faced an assault charge stemming from the incident but the charge was dropped in exchange for her guilty plea.



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03/19/2011
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Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
CLEARLY a giant dildo.
Like this:
03/19/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
This:

or something like it.
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
CLEARLY a giant dildo.
Like this:
HA HA!!! Bet that policeman had a dent in his head!
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
This:

or something like it.
HEEE HEEE!!! I can just imagine!!!
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
CLEARLY a giant dildo.
Like this:
Is this on Eden? I'd love to get one!!
03/19/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
This:

or something like it.
Yes. This. I'm thinking a glass toy.
03/19/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
Is this on Eden? I'd love to get one!!
It is.

click me

this is the size up click me
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Yes. This. I'm thinking a glass toy.
Hope she didn't break it! That's a pretty toy!
03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
It is.

click me

this is the size up click me
OOOH! I thought that was glass! It probably bounced off his head! Nice toy! Clear is out of stock tho!
03/19/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
She was at a distance... OBVIOUSLY, she needed something with a little length:

03/19/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
She was at a distance... OBVIOUSLY, she needed something with a little length:

Yes, she gave him the double whammy!!!
03/19/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
She was at a distance... OBVIOUSLY, she needed something with a little length:

But clear and rigid!

I think glass might hurt the fella' too much, but perhaps...

This story had me laughing.
03/19/2011
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
Probably something glass. I'll bet the cop deserved it.
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    I am personally offended by this
03/19/2011
Contributor: sexygoddess sexygoddess
Something big and rubbery. Love this thread lol
03/22/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
This thread is fantastic!

What about the Njoy Eleven!? Wait. No, he'd probably be dead
03/22/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by Xavier7
Probably something glass. I'll bet the cop deserved it.
wonder why you were flagged?
03/22/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
As an aside, when I saw the title I was reminded of the story a while back of a guy that made a vibrator bomb and spent a moment wondering which vibrator would result in the most effective shrapnel pattern. Also I have a cold and I think this is a sign that the meds are kicking in.
03/22/2011