Would You Marry Hugh Hefner?

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Contributor: Sammi Sammi
He was supposed to get married on Saturday, but his fiancee, Crystal Harris, called it off.

I wonder if he'll ever get married again? Or if she'll change her mind and go through with it.

Would you marry Hugh Hefner if you had the chance?
06/14/2011
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I'd rather have his money; I've already got a Master.
06/15/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
No hes to picky and changes his mind to often I would not want to be on his rotation
06/15/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
He was supposed to get married on Saturday, but his fiancee, Crystal Harris, called it off.

I wonder if he'll ever get married again? Or if she'll change her mind and go through with it.

Would you marry Hugh Hefner if you had the chance?
No way! I'm very happy in my marriage to my Master. Money isn't everything. Happiness is what's important the most.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I don't think I would, but then again I don't know what Hugh Hefner is like in real life. But I still don't share well, so I doubt anything would work out between me and Hef.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
No way!! He appears just so creepy to me......
06/15/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Absolutely not!!!

His mastery of psychology is intimidating enough let alone his life experiences afterward. I'd never feel up to snuff and I would constantly be asking questions about ALL of the girls.

Is she prettier than me? Do you like her teeth better? Is she smarter than me?


However, I would absolutely move into the mansion and let him send me to university. This would have to happen in another dimension because I'm happily married and no man will ever compare to my husband.
06/15/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
nope
06/15/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
Well, I'm not blonde, so...

But his lifestyle doesn't appeal to me at all. So no, I wouldn't marry him (you know, if I weren't already crazy-happily married and all).
06/15/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I don't think I could do it
06/15/2011
Contributor: Amazonia Dentata Amazonia Dentata
I just clicked on this to see if anyone would answer "yes."

No, not for any amount of money or power. Not to save the lives of innocent puppies.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Um, it's interesting you posted this when you did because they just announced to night that there is some scandal. Supposedly, she was going to walk down the aisle and then bolt at the last minute and sell the tape.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
He was supposed to get married on Saturday, but his fiancee, Crystal Harris, called it off.

I wonder if he'll ever get married again? Or if she'll change her mind and go through with it.

Would you marry Hugh Hefner if you had the chance?
He is gross! No!
06/16/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
He was supposed to get married on Saturday, but his fiancee, Crystal Harris, called it off.

I wonder if he'll ever get married again? Or if she'll change her mind and go through with it.

Would you marry Hugh Hefner if you had the chance?
Probably. I'm greedy. lol
06/16/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Quote:
Originally posted by Amazonia Dentata
I just clicked on this to see if anyone would answer "yes."

No, not for any amount of money or power. Not to save the lives of innocent puppies.
I completely agree. Never!
06/17/2011
Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner The Mother of a SiNner
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
He was supposed to get married on Saturday, but his fiancee, Crystal Harris, called it off.

I wonder if he'll ever get married again? Or if she'll change her mind and go through with it.

Would you marry Hugh Hefner if you had the chance?
not even if im a super modle and he paid me millions
06/19/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Naw. It'd be a sad and shallow life and I'd definitely be miserable
06/19/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
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Originally posted by toxie m
Naw. It'd be a sad and shallow life and I'd definitely be miserable
My thoughts exactly.
06/19/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Not a chance.
06/19/2011
Contributor: KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
He was supposed to get married on Saturday, but his fiancee, Crystal Harris, called it off.

I wonder if he'll ever get married again? Or if she'll change her mind and go through with it.

Would you marry Hugh Hefner if you had the chance?
The better question is would he ever consider marrying me.

I'm short, a size 18, my boobs are real, I'm not bleached blonde, my skin isn't Snooki orange, and I have a mighty fine ass that is rounder and plumper than anything the Bunnies got.

I don't know if I married Hefner, but I'd love to have a geriatric sugar daddy that is too old to get it up. Then I could just look cute and not have to fuck him. LOL
06/20/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
Good god, no. There is nothing about him that would ever make me want to marry him.
06/20/2011
Contributor: AU AU
I love money, and maybe if I got to know him I'd like him, but from what I know of him, I'd have to say no. He's not ugly, but he is certainly not my taste. I don't think I could handle being famous, either.
06/20/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
EW! EW! EW! Hell no! To me, that is one of the most dispicable, digusting men on this earth. Gosh I can't hardly stand to hear his name, I wouldn't marry him for 10 mil... SERIOUSLY!
06/25/2011
Contributor: Retro Retro
Quote:
Originally posted by daniel and frances
Probably. I'm greedy. lol
what they said
06/25/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
hugh actually doesn't have as much money as he may seem; so no. also the mansion is DISGUSTING and he doesn't have protected sex so who knows what he has. no money, possibly diseased and he seems like a selfish dick, so absolutely not
06/25/2011
Contributor: Janis Janis
No, he offends me. The only way I'd do it would be if he was going to die the next day and I never had to have an physical contact with him. Then I'd take all the money and donate it!
06/26/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
NO WAY! I don't care how damn rich he is, he isn't worth marrying for any amount of money in the world!
06/26/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
The better question is would he ever consider marrying me.

I'm short, a size 18, my boobs are real, I'm not bleached blonde, my skin isn't Snooki orange, and I have a mighty fine ass that is rounder and plumper than anything the ... more
Hehehe - I like that. Go natural girls!!!

I can't stand guys who go for what I call 'fake' girls. I have absolutely no respect for them!
06/26/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
This might make me sound like a bad person but...

I wouldn't want to marry him, but he is getting up there in years. If I knew I was going to get the majority of the estate after he died, I think I might be able to put up with being married to him for a few years. I don't think I could get too emotionally attatched to him just because of the way he is, I would be thinking about it more as a buisness arrangement than a marriage.
06/26/2011
Contributor: G.L. Morrison G.L. Morrison
Of course I would marry him! He's old and dedicated his life to sex... he's gotta be great at it and has access to all the best toys and is surrounded by 20-something naked boobalicious girls. He's got the coolest house, the most playful lifestyle. He knows comedians and musicians. He's hedonistic, playful (and probably amazingly juvenile) and rabidly polyamorous. We have so much in common. LOL.

I think the politics and IQ level of most of his companions would drive me crazy. As well as they need to meet some real-sized women.
06/26/2011