Any Movie Into A Parody?

Kaltir Kaltir
If you could see any movie ever made, turned into a parody porn, which would you most like to see?
11/15/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kaltir
If you could see any movie ever made, turned into a parody porn, which would you most like to see?
Bicycle thief
11/15/2011
>SDC< >SDC<
Quote:
Originally posted by Kaltir
If you could see any movie ever made, turned into a parody porn, which would you most like to see?
>SDC< BACK<===TO THE FUTURE THREESOME

PART I

An accidental trip back in time via Doc Brown's time traveling DeLorean puts teenager Marty McFly in a sticky situation as his teenage mother (to be) wants HIM bad.

Marty must somehow turn his nerdy virgin teenage father (to be), George, from dud to stud to captivate his mother's "attention".

Meanwhile, Doc Brown concocts a plan to power the DeLorean BACK<===TO THE FUTURE

PART II

Elder Biff Tannen from the future steals the DeLorean and a supply of Viagra and travels back to 1955 to give to his teenage self. He convinces his teenage self that the "little blue pill" will make Lorraine NUTS for him because it will boost his sexual performance.

Doc and Marty go back to 1985 and Marty finds that Lorraine left George because Biff is a MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER LOVER.

Marty and Doc then must travel back to 1955 to seize the Viagra that elder Biff gave to teenage Biff.

Marty seizes the Viagra and gives it to Doc Brown. Doc tosses the Viagra into Mr. Fusion which overloads the time circuits accidentally sending Doc back to the old west literally leaving Marty HANGING in 1955.

PART III

HANGING with 1955 Doc Brown, Marty learns that Doc Brown in 1885 was shot to death by a jealous and lovelorn "Mad Dog" Tannen whom has it HARDCORE for a..."Clara Clayton"

1955 Doc Brown repairs the DeLorean stored in a cavern and Marty travels to 1885.

Mr. Fusion overloaded due to Viagra leaves Doc and Marty scrambling to find a new way to get BACK<===TO THE FUTURE. Doc Brown saves a damsel named Clara from a fallen fate. With Doc Brown cum dumb banging Clara, Marty must convince Doc to stop thinking with his dick and get BACK to thinking with his noggin so the two can return to 1985.


EVIL DEAD/ARMY OF DARKNESS


NAKED GUN


A CHRISTMAS STORY
12/07/2011
Lily Bee Lily Bee
Good question. I keep wondering about the erotic rewrite of Pride & Prejudice. That would be fun on film!
12/08/2011
Snozzberries Snozzberries
I think a porn parody of A Christmas Story would terrify me.

"You'll shoot your eye out with that thing!"
12/31/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Random brainwave: It's A Wonderful Life (I'm horrible, I know it.)

Also, just to screw with everyone's heads: Transformers. Though that would require a budget WAY beyond the scope of porn.
01/08/2012
satinlady550 satinlady550
Quote:
Originally posted by Kaltir
If you could see any movie ever made, turned into a parody porn, which would you most like to see?
Gone with the wind..
12/05/2012
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