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What's a Sexier Word for "Asshole"? - from Em and Lo

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Contributor: harohunter harohunter
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
I've used the word 'rosebud' in all my writings - I'm sure I didn't originate the use - so I'm surprised no one has mentioned it. To me it's self explanatory - but just in case; the analogy is a kind of poetic reference to ... more
I always called a prolapse(when your ass falls out) a rosebud.
06/27/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Lots of erotic from the 70s and 80s used to call the Clitoris "The Rosebud" so I can't use that for a butthole.

We don't have any problem with "Ass" or "Pucker", sometimes I'll scream "Fuck me Nasty!" and he knows exactly what I want.....if he's feeling nasty, he'll call it, "That dirty little hole." (Although mine is quite clean!) To each their own, I guess.
07/02/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Lots of erotic from the 70s and 80s used to call the Clitoris "The Rosebud" so I can't use that for a butthole.

We don't have any problem with "Ass" or "Pucker", sometimes I'll scream "Fuck me ... more
LMAO! The Rosebud. I like that.

To me the butthole always looks like an asterisk * so...I call it the pink starfish or starburst or bunny nose. My boyfriend gingerly says "Wanna do it up the pooper?" which is just so...romantic.
07/02/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by harohunter
I always called a prolapse(when your ass falls out) a rosebud.
Agreed, I had only heard the term 'rosebud' used for prolapsed anuses.
07/02/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
I just generally go with ass. If I'm being ridiculous in conversation I am mostly likely to use "chocolate starfish".
07/04/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
LMAO! The Rosebud. I like that.

To me the butthole always looks like an asterisk * so...I call it the pink starfish or starburst or bunny nose. My boyfriend gingerly says "Wanna do it up the pooper?" which is just so...romantic.
Yes, Blinker, I really prefer "Asterisk" to "pooper." Ug, not romantic or even sexy. Men.....*sigh* Gotta love 'um for their total lack of tact a lot of the time.
07/05/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I've also used:
"What What"
"What what in the butt"? Subtle, Jar!
07/05/2010
Contributor: Rsingh6243 Rsingh6243
poopshoot?
07/29/2010
Contributor: Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
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Tailhole is just awesome sounding, heh. My husband and I just use the term ass for anal sex and anal play; i.e. "I want to fuck your ass".
07/29/2010
Contributor: Hopeless Romantic Hopeless Romantic
Quote:
Originally posted by Em & Lo
A reader asked us that question this week, and we think it's an excellent one -- and one that unfortunately we have no answer for! So we thought we'd share it with the group. Vagina has so many sexier sounding possibilities, depending on your ... more
we use ASS but you could say I want to get in your back door, lol
07/29/2010
Contributor: Liz Liz
the movie "get him to the greek" inspired some amusing temporary slang between my partner and me in this department (see here!), but we usually just use "ass." simple and to the point!
07/29/2010
Contributor: SarahSarah SarahSarah
i just say ass. he knows what im talking about rather than adding the hole part to the end of it.
09/13/2010
Contributor: kck kck
Sigh. Last night, my boyfriend called it a "balloon knot."

hXc facepalm
09/13/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
Quote:
Originally posted by deceased
Okole puka. (oh-cole-ay poo ka) Its Hawaiian for asshole.

Punanni is Hawaiian for cunt. My adopted language is beautiful.
I was just going to say that! It's so much prettier than asshole.
09/13/2010
Contributor: Jenniae09 Jenniae09
Last month I had my hands full in the kitchen and heard my phone vibrate. For some reason I thought it was in my back pocket so I asked my partner to get it for me (of course bending over a little to help out), but it wasn't there. So now we "look for the phone" as our humorous way to refer to it but he usually calls them buns. I say ass or behind. Or since I've been learning a bit of sign language I use the sign.
09/14/2010
Contributor: CharlieBrown CharlieBrown
ass or butt work fine for us.
06/22/2011
Contributor: Boobs and Lubes Boobs and Lubes
3rd hole
01/09/2012
Contributor: EnterTheFist EnterTheFist
Quote:
Originally posted by VieuxCarre
I like to piss my partner off whom I peg on occasion and tell him that I'm entering hyperspace and going through his black hole.

He doesn't find me amusing in the least.
I wish my girlfriend would say this. I would probably die.


I usually just say "ass."
01/09/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Maybe I'm weird, I prefer 'asshole'. I think it's sexy and dirty.
01/09/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Ex-husband?

Oh, you mean related to sex. (He certainly never related himself to sex.)

Since I'm not into that type, I never gave it much thought. Though I did on occasion say "No anal, please."
01/10/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I usually just say butt. I'm not sure there really is a sexy word for asshole unfortunately.
My man says "I want your little pink flower around my cock tonight" or he will say "I want to suck on your rosebud". Both of those sound a million times better then "asshole" (which is what we call someone we really don't like).
11/27/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
I've used the word 'rosebud' in all my writings - I'm sure I didn't originate the use - so I'm surprised no one has mentioned it. To me it's self explanatory - but just in case; the analogy is a kind of poetic reference to ... more
Rosebud, Anal flower, Pink flower or back door are all much sweeter terms I have read and used.
11/27/2012
Contributor: table38792 table38792
Like others have said, I just stick with 'ass'. It may not seem like it, but it can be pretty hot sounding with the right tone/emphasis.
11/27/2012
Contributor: Long9 Long9
Quote:
Originally posted by Em & Lo
A reader asked us that question this week, and we think it's an excellent one -- and one that unfortunately we have no answer for! So we thought we'd share it with the group. Vagina has so many sexier sounding possibilities, depending on your ... more
I call it my “tight ass”. It’s all in how you say it. And obviously how you do whatever you do.
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