Silly Question

Badass Badass
Would you rather....
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Have a dumb man with a very large penis
ViVix
1  (11%)
Have a super smart fellow with a mini peter
KyotoAngel , hem
2  (22%)
Be alone forever... with your toys of course
Lisa72 , Ms. Spice , Ansley , jeangel246 , Djiffy
5  (56%)
You're lame.
punkstar283
1  (11%)
Total votes: 9
Poll is closed
02/03/2012
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Lisa72 Lisa72
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Originally posted by Badass
Would you rather....
I could do the toy thing for the rest of my life.
02/03/2012
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
I had my fair share of stupid lovers, and to be honest, I'm quite over it. If he was bright and we could hold a good conversation, penis size wouldn't be a huge issue. After all, men are more than just a dick, and they can use lots of other body parts during sex.

The only reason that I picked "be alone with toys" is that I'm kind of a bitch IRL, so I can easily see myself being forever alone with my Hitachi. Which is completely fine by me.
02/03/2012
punkstar283 punkstar283
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
Would you rather....
You're lame.
02/03/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Badass
Would you rather....
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I know this is gonna sound awful but I'd rather have a micro-penis on a smart guy, I can't stand having to explain every word I say so a dumb man would wear on my nerves rather quickly.
02/05/2012
RonLee RonLee
Kindness is also highly underrated.
02/05/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Question: Are we assuming that, if we went with either partner option, toys would be out of the picture for good?
02/05/2012
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
I think the options aren't really explained as well as they could be for this question, and there's no "other" option, which is what I would choose.

No matter what, I would never date a dumb guy. I wouldn't be able to deal with having to talk down to him all the time. He doesn't have to be highly educated, just intelligent. Although I do prefer people who have the same level of education as I do.

But I'm also wondering if either partner option excludes toys. I could still be sexually satisfied by a man with a micropenis if he was willing to put on a strap-on and fuck me with a 6 inch silicone penis from time to time. And if he was good at oral sex and hand jobs, and he enjoyed watching me masturbate. And he was willing to let me peg him. And he was willing to dominate me. There's so much more to sex than just penis.
02/05/2012
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Badass
Would you rather....
I'd like both actually!
02/12/2012
ViVix ViVix
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Originally posted by Badass
Would you rather....
Give me the dumbo! LOL! No...I really just voted that because nobody else did. Besides...maybe he is dumb, but kind!
03/12/2012
libra777 libra777
I couldn't answer :/ he could be dumb,smart,rich,poor,l ittle weenie or not... If hes mean, I don't want him lol
10/14/2012
Total posts: 11
Unique posters: 11