Would you be a stripper?

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Would you be a stripper?

Peggi Peggi
I'd be very interested in it, if I lost weight again (which I will, once I change birth control methods). Right now, while I don't give 2 craps what others think about me, I personally am not comfortable with my body, so I wouldn't do it now, but maybe after I lost the weight. Another downfall is I have back issues, but if I can ever get a surgical fix to that, and lose the weight, I'd be up for it. It's good money, and my hubby doesn't have a problem with it, so long as he can walk me to my car (he worries about bad things in parking lots with walking to the car, especially since we live in Baltimore, even though he knows I can defend myself AND carry a taser AND pepper spray). So if he wants to chill in the car and wait for me to come out, no problem And he's 6'7, so he's like my personal bouncer. No access pass to club Peggi after hours
04/20/2013
Stagger13 Stagger13
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Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
No. I just don't think I could do it.
04/20/2013
Rossie Rossie
Nope. I'm not interested, and also don't have the guts to be an exhibitionist.
04/20/2013
Mr. E Mr. E
As a stripper, I'd starve.
04/21/2013
Mr. John Mr. John
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Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
Only if I wore rubber gloves, due to the chemicals being so caustic.


My attempt at humor. Does it work?
04/21/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by Mr. John
Only if I wore rubber gloves, due to the chemicals being so caustic.


My attempt at humor. Does it work?
I chuckled a little!
04/21/2013
rosythorn rosythorn
Last option, I would have to be pretty desperate.
04/21/2013
kdlt kdlt
Sure, if the club was looking for me and if I could dance better! (So: Depends.)
04/21/2013
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Couldn't do it, even if I was broke I would find another way to make money.
04/21/2013
karenm karenm
Not realistically. I can see why you would if you needed the money, but I don't see myself being in that situation.
04/25/2013
BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
I would if I got a boob job first just want fuller looking breasts
04/25/2013
friendswithfangs friendswithfangs
I'd never be comfortable enough being in that position, but all my respect for the people who are and have to put up with what goes with it.
05/07/2013
froggiemoma froggiemoma
Quote:
Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
if I had the body, yes
05/07/2013
xilliannax xilliannax
Quote:
Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
I would be a stripper, the only thing holding me back is the pole. Not because of moral objections but because i cant really grip (I cant even do monkey bars) so I've never attempted to get hired by any of the local strip clubs
05/07/2013
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
I like dancing but I don't love it...with or without my clothes on. Stripping may not be the *same* thing but close enough that I wouldn't do it and enjoy it.
05/07/2013
babyrock babyrock
nope. can't compete with guys literally throwing money at them to get some attention.
05/07/2013
apple4me apple4me
I've been told it's good money.
05/09/2013
Catan Catan
I have no music-sense (can't follow a beat) so I couldn't pull it off. I do want to take one of those pole dance exercise classes sometime and learn cool tricks!
05/09/2013
Love Bites Love Bites
Quote:
Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
My body is not stripper material.. and I'm so clumsy that I'd break my face trying to do some sexy spin on the pole. I also might just fall off stage and break a leg. Wouldn't that be horrible?
05/09/2013
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
I am now...but only for my hubby. I even have a pole, and a set of spotlights on a tiny stripper stage in our new "adult playroom". There is a set of cameras trained on that, so he can watch me live or on the large screen TV in the wall, split screen, from two angles. Is that professional stripping enough?
09/01/2013
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Love Bites
My body is not stripper material.. and I'm so clumsy that I'd break my face trying to do some sexy spin on the pole. I also might just fall off stage and break a leg. Wouldn't that be horrible?
Advice time. I am athletic, but was never really "dance type" athletic. I could do Karate and swim for miles, but dance? Nope. We took lots of dance lessons for my daughters wedding and have kept dancing a lot. I then went to a ladies workout class that actually taught pole workout...for fun and exercise. This taught me the balance and skill to get really good at "shaking my booty" and "doing some hot pole routines". (I think half the ladies in the class wanted to be able to do a show for their spouses, really). Anyway, I strongly suggest taking pole classes. They are offered everywhere now. They are fun and a great workout, if nothing else. Sounds like you could use the balance gain and the incredible boost in self confidence.
09/01/2013
matry matry
definitely not. i guess it's because i don't like to present myself sexually for just anyone, and especially wouldn't be comfortable with that considering certain kinds of men that go to strip clubs (read: misogynist pervs)
09/01/2013
HannahPanda HannahPanda
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Originally posted by Sbmsvschoolgirl
I'm not comfortable enough with my body :/
Seconded - but if I was, I'd try it out!
09/02/2013
kmarsico kmarsico
If I had a better body for it.
10/08/2013
CinnamonNights CinnamonNights
If I discovered I had a natural talent for twirling on a pole maybe. Though it also depends what my boyfriend would think about this. Though I'm better than before, I still have some self esteem issues so I probably wouldn't have nearly enough courage to do so anyway.
10/10/2013
Trixxxy Trixxxy
If I could not be so damn awkward and could actually dance and work a pole I sure as hell would
10/10/2013
eroticmutt eroticmutt
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Originally posted by cgartman1989
Would you be a stripper?
Definitely!
11/16/2013
Slutty Girl Problems Slutty Girl Problems
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Originally posted by surreptitious
If there was absolutely no chance of it coming back to bite me in the butt when I decided that I had political aspirations or that I intended to be a fancy pants doctor or wanted to marry royalty, I'd love to be a stripper. As it stands, however, ...
LOL!! Love this answer. So true!
11/19/2013
Slutty Girl Problems Slutty Girl Problems
Online stripping totally counts
11/19/2013
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