What are some of the clumsiest things you've done in your relationship?

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What are some of the clumsiest things you've done in your relationship?

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Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I wonder if anybody else has ever had a *Facepalm* moment and slipped or done something really embarassing in front of your partner.


Hmm, one of the first ones I can think of, I had just started dating my boyfriend. I bought some new ass-tastic jeans and a slinky halter top. He picked me up and we went to his friend's house. When we got out of his car, he gave me a long kiss and I grinded up against him and he was like "Sexy minx" and I grinned all sexy, cause I felt like it. I walked up to his friend's door and it appeared to be open. Alas, it was a screen door and I was too busy wondering if my ass looked good and I walked... no crashed... right into it... SIGH
10/19/2010
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Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Aww you poor thing! I think the clumsiest things I've done are all sex-related. I've thrown up during a blowjob, thrown up during sex, and once during anal, some poo came out and that completely ruined butt sex for the night. Luckily, he has a great sense of humor and we've been together for a long time, so we can easily look back and laugh.
10/19/2010
Contributor: Yoda Yoda
About five years ago, when my wife and I were still dating, we were making out on here blow-up air mattress (all we could afford in those university years) when we unwittingly leaned to far to one side and flipped the mattress over as a result. It was hilarious, and we laughed for ages before getting back to business.
10/19/2010