If you were to describe your long term lover as a COOKIE...what kind would it be???

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If you were to describe your long term lover as a COOKIE...what kind would it be???

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Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Sounds silly, but we had to do this at a party and it was really a tough challenge.

Mr. Bignuf described me as a Double Chocolate, Chocolate Chunk, Pecan, White chocolate chip cookie. "Dark with mystery, sweet...but with an "edge" and, while seeming "ordinary", very complex on the inside. Ooooohhh. I liked that.

I said he was a OATMEAL walnut cookie. Very reliable, and steady. Seemingly safe and predictable to the casual viewer, but with some real "solid" insides and outsides,when it counts, and those are "well hidden" surprises, only available to those who own (and taste) the cookie!!!

SO...what cookie describes YOUR lover????
08/21/2012
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Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Non-existant.
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Wow, this IS a challenge!! My man...is a chewy, M&M/chocolate chip cookie. Softer than he appears (but with a little "crunch" to him), just sweet enough, and very colorful! Easily liked by just about anyone, old and young!
08/21/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I'll have to come back to this when I think about it some more. Great challenge!
08/21/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Sounds silly, but we had to do this at a party and it was really a tough challenge.

Mr. Bignuf described me as a Double Chocolate, Chocolate Chunk, Pecan, White chocolate chip cookie. "Dark with mystery, sweet...but with an ... more
A digested white chocolate macadamia. Was delicious but he is gone now because he was nuts.
08/21/2012
Contributor: Shadowed Shadowed
Oh, this is a fun challenge. I'd describe my boyfriend as a chewy Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M cookie. He's a big guy, and he can be mushy, flexible, and very enjoyable on the outside, but he's got some skeletons that make him a hard shell to crack. Once you break the shell, it's a little bitter (dark chocolate), but we're both better for it (high in antioxidant resveratrol, peanuts are great at protecting the heart).

Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M Cookies
08/21/2012